How are your sappy lips?

                                    Tinka Boukes

In grimm fairy tales,
Princes transform into frogs. . .
Who'd wanna french that?

                                          cynth'ya lewis reed

Ed, one of these days,

You should get a new kisser.

                                       Eileen Teressa Waldron

Does Mick Jagger know you want new lips?

He might get jealous.

                                       Ron (sketchman) Axelson

Beware of what you create,

The results may return to bite you.

                                           Paul Berube

I am ecstatic to report

That lip surgery went well,

I now no longer live,

In my sappy lipped hell.

They took a little tissue,

And they took a little skin

From my buttocks region,

Where it wasn’t very thin.

They cut and they pasted,

They nipped and they tucked,

Joy, Oh, Utter Boundless Joy,

My two lips are now Deluxe.

I’ve been racing round the neighborhood,

Kissing everyone and thing in sight,

But I also fear that now, perhaps,

My neighbors have just a bit of fright.

I’ve been kissing the elderly residents,

I’ve been lip locking all the lovely trees,

I’ve been pecking all the tiny birdies,

And even a buzzing hive of bees.

I’ve been kissing little green froggies,

I’ve even smooched a cicada or two,

I can’t wait to kiss Sister Mary Margaret,

At Sunday Mass, in the second pew.

I’ve been kissing both my doggies,

I’ve been frenching with my wife,

I’ve been smooching all my cats,

Man, oh, Man, This is The Life!

So, Pucker Up, Everyone on AD,

I’m heading out on an epic new journey,

To smooch my way around the world,

Is now my passionate new yearning.

Please watch for news

Of the arrival of Smoochy Man,

Coming to your neighborhood soon.

When he does arrive, please assemble at dawn at curbside

Anyone or anything in your household that would like a smooch –

Humans, dogs, cats, hamsters, goldfish, potted plants, mother-in-laws, etc.,

Smoochy Man does not discriminate!

This could be Big – Lips Around the World -

I probably need a Theme Song and a Costume.

I wonder if ChapStick® might want to sponsor me?!