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Where's Andy II

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Wednesday, January 12, 2005


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Kids, Mums, and AD members, please sing this to:


The Lollipop Kid (Thanks, Thomas Lanechanger!)


 


 

“Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli,
 Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli,
     Lollipop ...”
 
The Chordettes
 
 

In the very first episode of Where’s Andy,


A young lad in Scotland solved the riddle;


Our Little Andy was extremely happy,


As was our dear old Mr. Piddles.


 


An awards ceremony was recently held


At BUG’s London Gift Shop and Deli;


Awarding the young lad a huge lollipop,


And a pair of authentic BUG Wellies.


 


In this picture taken on Carnaby Street,


You can plainly see numerous characters;


There’s Austin Powers, old Mr. Bean,


The SPLAT President, and Fat Bastard.


 


But Episode Two is a bit different than the first,


Our Little Andy is the one in the white sweatshirt;


But who is the mysterious character in the straw hat,


With whom our Little Andy’s attention now diverts?


 


Mini Me, who is sitting with Andy,


Seems perturbed by his luncheon chum,


This terrible neglect by Little Andy,


Has left his pal, Mini Me, quite glum.


 


The clue to this second puzzle:


 


You must first add the letter ‘e,’


To the end of one of the character’s names,


Then you must change the first letter to a ‘k,’


And now, you’ve solved Andy’s lollipop game.


 


Good Luck to Each and Everyone,


In this, our Where’s Andy Episode Two,


If you can solve this second riddle correctly,


Sir Lollipop Kid might award you a lollipop, too!


 

“Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli,
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli,
  Lollipop!”
 
 
Sir Lollipop Kid,
We only have 50 more of these Carnaby Street Photos.
I told Snot Nose Jimmy to take at least 100, but you know him.

 


 


©2005, Piddles Enterprises, Where’s Andy?® by Andy James Turner & Little Eddie


 

 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Is that a pub, LIttle Eddie? Join me in there at 3 bells or 4 dinner plates or whatever they say, and I'll reveal my answer. You're buying! hehehe...

It isn't easy being this confused... Sigh. You're a pip! hehehehehe katy xox. (or so she says.. ha!)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
You just never know who might turn up eh? LOL. Cute write.

Reviewed on January 12, 2005
(((ed)))

LOL you are a mess :) love this entertaining write

lollipop, lollipop, o, lollipop, lollipop! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

as for little andy, i bet he's not so little anymore :) JK!!!!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
little eddie tell your dad you should win an acadamy award for this one. your pictures are unbelievable;-) Who is that in the black cape?
You, Big Ed win an award for making me laugh harder than anyone else!
And for bringing much joy to the Den!;-)

Love Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Kate under cover I see...but Any will be too after the next cricket test....the lollipop deal still stands... you are one BIG Laugh/lovable..little demon Eddie Ortsok!!

I think the one in the window need lady-bird-bugs to cover those nipples.......Shameful Julie says....shame on you....to show THAT much boobs in a kiddy book!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed on January 12, 2005
good show, eddie! great graphic, and super write! you are awesome!! brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Ed,

Bravo on this outstanding poetic write - "top-drawer" all the way!!


Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
lol
this is like an I spy!
well done!!!
gimme a clue!
pax A

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
You just crack me up!!

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Funny and yeah its got to be that guy in the window. lol

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
I am willing to bet that Andy is actually that guy in the window with the big boobs...LOL! ED

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
How did you get that pub. That's where I waited for K K K Kate.

Cheers for the laugh Ed. You're a great buddy..

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
I love it when you do these things. Cute.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Don't know the answer but I know who is looking out of the second story window far right. LOL


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