God Save The Queen,

And Our Kingdom

Please Join All of Us in Cookieville

In Wishing the Queen a Speedy Recovery

From Her Heartbreaking Isle of the Lost

Tainted Cookie Sprinkle Hallucinations

Which Have Now So Very Sadly Caused

Her Imagined ‘Cookie Kid Birth Revelry’

(She’s On Her ‘Alien Mind Voyage’ Trip Again

Which I Believe Was Also the Theme in Episode Five

Of the Popular Cookieville Soap Opera ‘Alien Love’)

(Alas, the ‘Good’ Queen is addicted to that as well)

And I Only Post This Response

In My Very Compassionate Attempt

To Help the ‘Good’ Queen Once More

Somehow Return to This Earthly Realm

And Hopefully To Help Her Now Face

Her One True Cookieville ‘Ever More’

Truly many mortal souls on this earth

Like to fantasize about alternate lives

But eventually we must all face reality

Or it will cause far too much earthly strife

A tiny kitten often dreams that he’s the most fearsome lion

A young fox may dream that she is the very ferocious hound

But when each and every soul wakes each and every morning

We must all accept who we are if any happiness is to be found

A tormented half human-half cookie ogre Queen

May dream about having Space Alien Cookie Babies

But when she finally accepts what fate has brought to her

Only then will she ever be happy – no ifs, ands, or maybes

For in reality, the likelihood of this tormented Queen,

The only living heir of a very sage old Cookie Ogre King,

Having anything other than Cookie Craving Ogre Children,

Is about as likely as Santa bringing Christmas presents in Spring

 So Hold Up, And Hold On, Queen A Pax,

Don’t Be So Terrified; You Can Move On.

You Will Never Ever Be Able to Ever Really Change,

What Your Cookieville Queen’s Destiny To You Shall Bring;

So, I Beseech You, Begin Living the Ogre’s Life Given To You,

Eat a Delectable Cookie or Two – And Sing, Queen A Pax, Sing!

And just think about all the problems you’d have,

If you really could have Cookie Kids, My Queen:

Think About All Those Very Moldy Oldy Diapers

When Those Cookie Kids Would Get a Teensy Bit Older

Think About Each One of Their Truly Exasperating

‘Always Seem to Come Too Fast’ Cookie Expiration Dates

As You Now Worry and Fret Hovering Over Their Shoulders

They Would All Become Extremely Bitter

With a Very Stale Moldy Taste for Life

And They Would All Most Very Very Likely

Just Lie Around the Castle All Bloody Day and Night

And, Alas, They Would Crustily Cling

To Your Queen’s Kitchen Apron Strings,

For The Rest of Your Miserable Days

And, Do You Want to Continue Contemplating an Alien Life,

In Which You Could Never See Your Dear Old Father Again?

Do You?

Please Ponder That Question Very Carefully

If He Happened to Unexpectedly Arrive for Dinner,

It Would Be a Most Hellish Nightmare, Most Assuredly

“Quickly, Hide All the Dear Little Cookie Childen,

It’s Grandpa Ogre, and He Looks Absolutely Famished!”

YIKES!

And where would you hide them,

So he couldn’t quickly sniff them out?

In the freezer, perhaps?

I Shudder to Think About That

Cookie Freezer Burn

Is Extremely Serious Business

It Ruins Most Cookies In A Flash

Come On, Queenie, Come On,

Snap Out of It, For Heaven’s Sake,

And For the Sake of Our Beloved Cookieville

You Need to Accept Life’s Gifts, and Not Be So Atrociously Blue,

You Need to Set Aside Those Very Hallucinogenic Cookie Sprinkles,

Finally Accept Your Ogre’s Fate – And Munch a Little Cookie or Two

©2006, An Extremely Concerned Ogre Ed

Well Then,

I Guess I’ll Be Off,

I’ve Just Got To Munch a Little Cookie or Two Myself

God Save the Queen

And Our Kingdom

And I Now Suspect,

That Ms. Mighty Read,

That Very Crafty Tabloid Reporter,

Used ‘Doctored’ Photos of Jennifer Lopez,

On the Queen’s Latest Very ‘Far Out’

Alien Cookie Child Tabloid News Spread

That Surely Did Not Look Like

The Real Cookieville Queen To Me

Who is Depicted Here With an Ogre Child

In an Extremely Loving Future Castle Scene

Tabloids – Bah, Humbug, I’d Say