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Atlantic City Undercover

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Thursday, July 27, 2006


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DPS Comics


Is Extremely Proud to Present


Our First Spinoff Comic Book Series


From Our Already Extremely Popular


Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz – Pet Detective Series


 


The Very First Issue


Of Atlantic City Undercover


Contains a Guest Appearance


By None Other Than


Matlack,


Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz’s Sidekick


 


 


-Intro-


 


They’re a savvy police undercover detective team


Who were first worked together back in Germany


Now they work the streets and casinos and hotels


Of a thriving metropolis that seldom ever sleeps


 


He poses as a fast talking Yellow Cab Driver


Always listening to his passengers for new tips


She poses as a wealthy casino patron and gambler


And together they hope to clean up the entire strip


 


They specialize in breaking up and arresting


Members of very large organized theft rings


And these two undercover cops never know


What the very next undercover day may bring


 


In their first issue of Atlantic City Undercover


They hear about a greyhound dog theft operation


And they attempt to tip off Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz


Knowing he’s the best pet detective in the entire nation


 


“This is Roger on the radio,


Callin out to Rufuz…”


 


“Roger?”


 


“Who is this?


Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait


Until I relay the information to say, ‘Roger?’”


 


“Huh?!


‘This is Matlack, spelled with an ‘a,’


Not an ‘o,’ like that other old guy


On that TV show.


Rufuz isn’t here right now.”


 


“I need to talk to Rufuz


right away,


about a dog theft ring


we’ve discovered,


Over.”


 


“Over?


No, this is Matlack, with an ‘A.’”


 


“Huh?!”


 


Already frustrated at this point in the conversation,


Roger hands the radio to his lovely undercover partner


 


“This is Birgit, we need to talk to Rufuz.”


 


“Birgit?


Like in Birgit Bardot,


The French Actress,


And Animal Lover?


WOW!”


 


“No, like in Birgit,


The Undercover Cop,


You Goof Ball,


Over.”


 


“Listen, Lady,


I already told that other guy,


My name’s Matlack with an ‘A,’


Not ‘Over.’”


 


“Huh?!”


 


We guarantee that you will not want to miss


How their first very thrilling episode concludes


Be prepared for non stop action and excitement


And more hilarious antics from this Matlack Dude


 


©2006, DPS Comics


 


 


Undercover Detectives Birgit and Roger


Have Graciously Agreed to Join Us


On the DPS Summer Ghost Cruise


Helping Rufuz With Ship Security


 


They’ll Also Be Signing Copies


Of Their Exciting New Comic Book


And They’ll Probably Still Be Trying to Figure Out


What the Heck This Matlack Character is Talking About


 


That’s Matlack, with an ‘A.’


 


Over and Out!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 


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Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on July 30, 2006
OH JOY! THESE ARE MY FAVORITE, THE BEAUTIFUL TWO!!!

THAT DOES IT , EDWARDO!

I WANT IN ON THIS CRUISE, EVEN IF I HAVE TO ATTACH A LIFE RING....OKAY, OKAY, A SURGICAL RING..........TO THE END OF YOUR SHIP!

I'M THE FLOTATION GRANNY - ROSARIES, PRAYER SHAWL FLYIN' AND A PORTAPOT ROCKIN' CHAIR ............YOUR MUCH-NEEDED, USUALLY FORGOTTEN, CHAPLAINE- ON -DECK! NYAH-UH-UH! I'LL SAVE YOU NELL.....NEIL?


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
The dialogue put me in mind of that old Abbot and Costello gag, "Who's on First?" and I actually got a well needed chuckle out of the whole thing, a needed emotion of late round here...Rufuz says he will comment the next time he see's the author camping in his yard...LOL...Ed & Rufuz (thats Matlack with an A, not an o...;)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Shades of Roger Rabbit...whoopee for the fuzz and the canine sluething too.
Susan

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
As always, truly wonderful!

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
What a totally gorgeous picture... and what a beautiful couple and so dashing... like Clark Kent and Lois Lane. Dig it, Ed. Their goodness positively oozes with charm. This will certainly keep us shipmates all on our toes.. or on our biceps... and we can be looking forward to a fair bit of skullandcrossbonesduggery in that case, I guess. Can't wait! Hang on a mo... how did you get a whole city aboard the Black Pearl Cookie???? It truly is a ghoulish mystery... or a lost Atlantis City, perhaps?? Rockin, TY Kate xx

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Huh?

Okayyyyy......Roger MOOre!!

Thar MAD loG is such a cutey in ANDY CAP!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed on July 27, 2006
OMG! We most definitly love this one! You had us laughing so hard, our sides are hurting!(sure glad to have our good old Rufuz on our side!)
Undercover Love and Peace to you,
B&R

Reviewed on July 27, 2006
B & R and Rufuz (and Rufuz' Daddy Ed) will love this, as do I. What an imagination you have! Excellent poetry.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Another great loonetoon comic, and great guests to add to our roster of stars on the dps Black Cookie Cruise ship! All getting very very interesting Dream on great dramatist,
CapnDeadEd;-)!Dialogue had me in stitches lol

Reviewed on July 27, 2006
LOL

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Ha Ha Ha you are a gem. Great addition to this ongoing series of laughs and mirth.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
They should paws for thought before they signed on a Castro dotty line...

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Ed

A fantastic double act of Roger and Birgit..undercover cops extraordinaires !!

Along with Captain Matlack and Rufuz the wonder dog, and all the other exalted members of the DPS Comics, we have some collection of cool dudes on board our trusty ship..

Great blistering barnacles !!!

Peter

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
LOL cute......and love the way you do that art!!!
ogres are good for something!!!!!!!!!!
pax.....A

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
keep 'em coming


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