DPS Comics
Is Extremely Proud to Present
Our First Spinoff Comic Book Series
From Our Already Extremely Popular
Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz – Pet Detective Series
The Very First Issue
Of Atlantic City Undercover
Contains a Guest Appearance
By None Other Than
Matlack,
Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz’s Sidekick
-Intro-
They’re a savvy police undercover detective team
Who were first worked together back in Germany
Now they work the streets and casinos and hotels
Of a thriving metropolis that seldom ever sleeps
He poses as a fast talking Yellow Cab Driver
Always listening to his passengers for new tips
She poses as a wealthy casino patron and gambler
And together they hope to clean up the entire strip
They specialize in breaking up and arresting
Members of very large organized theft rings
And these two undercover cops never know
What the very next undercover day may bring
In their first issue of Atlantic City Undercover
They hear about a greyhound dog theft operation
And they attempt to tip off Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz
Knowing he’s the best pet detective in the entire nation
“This is Roger on the radio,
Callin out to Rufuz…”
“Roger?”
“Who is this?
Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait
Until I relay the information to say, ‘Roger?’”
“Huh?!
‘This is Matlack, spelled with an ‘a,’
Not an ‘o,’ like that other old guy
On that TV show.
Rufuz isn’t here right now.”
“I need to talk to Rufuz
right away,
about a dog theft ring
we’ve discovered,
Over.”
“Over?
No, this is Matlack, with an ‘A.’”
“Huh?!”
Already frustrated at this point in the conversation,
Roger hands the radio to his lovely undercover partner
“This is Birgit, we need to talk to Rufuz.”
“Birgit?
Like in Birgit Bardot,
The French Actress,
And Animal Lover?
WOW!”
“No, like in Birgit,
The Undercover Cop,
You Goof Ball,
Over.”
“Listen, Lady,
I already told that other guy,
My name’s Matlack with an ‘A,’
Not ‘Over.’”
“Huh?!”
We guarantee that you will not want to miss
How their first very thrilling episode concludes
Be prepared for non stop action and excitement
And more hilarious antics from this Matlack Dude
©2006, DPS Comics
Undercover Detectives Birgit and Roger
Have Graciously Agreed to Join Us
On the DPS Summer Ghost Cruise
Helping Rufuz With Ship Security
They’ll Also Be Signing Copies
Of Their Exciting New Comic Book
And They’ll Probably Still Be Trying to Figure Out
What the Heck This Matlack Character is Talking About
That’s Matlack, with an ‘A.’
Over and Out!
THAT DOES IT , EDWARDO!
I WANT IN ON THIS CRUISE, EVEN IF I HAVE TO ATTACH A LIFE RING....OKAY, OKAY, A SURGICAL RING..........TO THE END OF YOUR SHIP!
I'M THE FLOTATION GRANNY - ROSARIES, PRAYER SHAWL FLYIN' AND A PORTAPOT ROCKIN' CHAIR ............YOUR MUCH-NEEDED, USUALLY FORGOTTEN, CHAPLAINE- ON -DECK! NYAH-UH-UH! I'LL SAVE YOU NELL.....NEIL?
Susan
Okayyyyy......Roger MOOre!!
Thar MAD loG is such a cutey in ANDY CAP!!
Love Tinky
Undercover Love and Peace to you,
B&R
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
CapnDeadEd;-)!Dialogue had me in stitches lol
A fantastic double act of Roger and Birgit..undercover cops extraordinaires !!
Along with Captain Matlack and Rufuz the wonder dog, and all the other exalted members of the DPS Comics, we have some collection of cool dudes on board our trusty ship..
Great blistering barnacles !!!
Peter
ogres are good for something!!!!!!!!!!
pax.....A