“I make more money than he,

He only works for free,

When he does Cluck everyone can see,

What a funny looking Duck he does certainly be."

AD Member Ed Matlack

From His Extremely Cruel Poem

Brotherly Love (For My Brother the Duck)

I tried everything I could

To reconcile with my brother

And I tried extremely hard

To pacify our dear old mother

But it’s sadly very obvious to me now

That my other brother Ed is very cruel

So I Hereby Officially Do Now Declare

I’m Challenging Him to a Racing Duel

I’ve now spent every last dime that I had

To purchase this expensive monster truck

I’m just so duck gone sick and tired of him

Continuing to make fun of my brotherly cluck

I’ve already reserved the racing track

This should be a fabulous sporting event

And to all our family and friends everywhere

The gold embossed invitations have been sent

So I really hope that my other brother Ed

Won’t ‘Chicken Out’ and start to Squeal

And he better invent a Turbo Charger

For his teeny weeny little Fart Mobile

“Gentlemen, Start Your Engines,

The Fart Mobile vs. The Monster Cluck;

And May the Best Brother Named Ed Win,

We At the Speedway Wish Both of You Luck!”

“And Ladies and Gentlemen in Our Audience,

Whether that Fart Mobile Goes Fast or Slow,

We Suggest You All Now Don Your Gas Masks,

Those Exhaust Fumes Are Really Gonna Blow!”

©2006, Monster Cluck Ed

Who’s Top Duck Now, Little Bro?

And I Hope You’re Not Too Slow,

Or You Just Might End Up As Road Kill,

Go Teeny Weeny Little Fart Mobile, Go!

And have you heard the joke

About the duck that ran over the man?

Now that’s a Good One,

HO HO HO!

Got Enough Beans, Bro?!

And My Special Thanks to Eileen

For the Inspiration for This Challenge

I’m Sending You a Front Row Ticket

To This Exciting Racing Event

You’ll Be Sitting Right Next to Rufuz

And Near a Speedway Fresh Air Vent

And Don’t Worry About a Gas Mask

Good Old Rufuz Always Carries a Few

Since He Does Live With - You Know Who