Chapter Three

In The Extremely Exciting

Pink Flamingo Series

“It is Christmas in the heart,

That puts Christmas in the air.”

W.T. Ellis

We awoke at old Thornwood Manor

To a bright new dusting of white snow

And since we live in the middle of nowhere

There really was nowhere else for us to go

But we were in a very upbeat Holiday mood

Since discarded flamingoes now arrive each day

So the little woman and I quickly donned our caps

And we both rushed outdoors to frolic and to play

And before we even thought much about it

We began decorating our many pink flamingoes

Thornwood Manor now has a true Holiday Charm

So we yelled, “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!”

Tho the weather outside is now a bit frightful

Our Christmas pink flamingoes look delightful

And since we've really no place else we want to go

We yelled, “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!”

And since I’ve already stocked tons of corn for popping

We’ve now opened our Flamingo store for shopping

So over the Holidays please consider stopping

Here at the Festive Pink Flamingo Sanctuary

Your Purchases are Tax Deductible,

And Pink Flamingo Christmas Ornaments

Make Great Christmas Presents

And the Best Stocking Stuffers Yet

And Coming Very Soon

To Old Thornwood Manor:

Pink Flamingo Sleigh Rides

So Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!