“Families are like fudge;
Mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”
Author Unknown
When I joined Author’s Den
Way back in the year 2003
I thought I had no relatives here
And now, what an A.D. Family Tree
I soon discovered I had a brother
His name was old Jersey Devil Ed
Then Long Georg arrived from Sweden
“Hey! I am your brother Ed, too!” he said
Then someone named Tiger Lily showed up
Sometimes, she insists that she’s my ex-wife
And at other times, she claims she’s my sister
I didn’t even know I practiced incest in my life
And, of course, The Lad had so very quickly arrived
Little Andy claimed that he was my British half-brother
He says it has something to do with a very old Polish Count
And some member of Brit Royalty, who could be our mother
Then, a seductress named La Belle arrived on the scene
First, she claimed that she was our long lost sister, Red
Then, wouldn’t you know it, she started waging war
Declaring that she wanted all the Brothers Ed - Dead
And right now, we have a very crafty Black Widow, named Kathy
Whom I’m guessing, could be a naughty cousin to our long lost mother
This very tangled Author’s Den web sure gets mighty confusing sometimes
Signed, Spiderfoot Ed – A Son, Husband, Cousin, Whole, and Half, Brother
I Really Gotta Stock Up On Some More Flies Around My Tangled A.D. Den;
And What a Lovely Family, They All Really Choke Me Up, Time and Time Again
©2008, Spiderfoot Ed
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Kind Of reminds me Of "The Adams Family"
Excellent humor
Peace be with you & your new found family
William
Be always safe,
Karen
Said the Spider to the Fly...
Then all the Kin came In...
A'weaving their Spin...
Altho' it were a Lie...
But that's OK - What the Heck...
Let 'em Stay... Dessert Today is...
Fly-Speck!
ARACHNOPHOBIA ... THAT'S WHAT IT BE'S ! SQUASH !!! TK.
God knows I have really tried...JD
Fee
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Christine
but you disowned me for welcoming what you thought were unsavory characters into my warm wondrous web. You called me spiderslut,and threw me out of our Atypoides riversi, (American) web world...just because I liked a new genus (Dipluridae)from Chile,and let them all into my web of wonders you went ballistic. Now i have a web of tears,but do not fear, one day i will return triumphant to your paltry web my brother and make you cry for how you treated me so unfairly. I had always hoped for reconciliation but you never would consider it.so crawl well spiderfoot, while you still can. Tiger Lily Spidera, still with the best spinnerets;-) Regret to say,I still love your writing the best ...
Now, how are you going to spin out of this one?
I see a appendages twisting! ROFLMAO!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Too many spiders to face early in the morning ~~~shiver~~~ :o)
Micke
Blessings!. Jasmin Horst
By the way, that flies of yours are dry and skinny!
Ol'Long Georg
Did my Ronee' story inspire you?? *grins* A most delightful write; love it! BRAVO!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D