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Edvard's Big Birthday Barbeque

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Sunday, March 9, 2008


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“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”

 

Plautus

 

 

We celebrate another birthday today

Our brother’s – Georg Edvard Mateos

I had truly hoped to toast him with a Coors

But of Jersey’s refreshments, I cannot boast

 

I knew I shouldn’t have let him get the booze

He thinks Mad Dog 20/20 is the Drink of Kings

And I think he’s cookin up some real fine Road Kill

So Edvard, Your Birthday Bash is Really Gonna Swing

 

Happy, Happy Birthday, Brother Edvard

From your two brothers, Jersey and Pee Wee

I hope Jersey’s drinks and food don’t kill us all

And I hope your Birthday is Awesomely Merry

 

You Share a Birthday With:

Mickey Spillane, The Writer;

Yuri Gagarin, The Astronaut;

And Bobby Fischer, The Chess Champ.

 

So Write Something Today, Bro,

Drink, and Howl at the Moon,

And We’ll Play a Game of Chess;

Tomorrow Arrives All Too Soon.

 

 

And next year, I think we’ll have your fine Birthday Bash

In the great northwood, down in my very fine Critter Cave

Mean Tall Woman has agreed to roast you a special surprise

So for next year’s Barbeque, you will have to be extremely brave

 

 

Happy, Happy Birthday,

To Our Eldest Brother Ed;

And After Jersey’s Big Shindig,

I Hope When The Morning Comes,

We Can All Still Get Out of Bed.

 

PS: Rufuz. All My Critters,

And Mean Tall Woman,

 Also Send Their

Birthday Best Wishes!

 

At Least At Jersey’s Shindig,

There Won’t Be Any Dishes.

 

 

©2008, Your Brother Pee Wee

 
  


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Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Happy Birthday Georg!! Great write Pee Wee Ed!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Good job Ed, it's always a good idea to remember all the families birthdays...one never knows how they may react if you forget. lol. Happy Birthday Georg, love Holly

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Nice one Eddie boy... He's a real trooper forsure...

Reviewed on March 9, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GEORG - EDvard !


Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Wonderful tribute to the Birthday Boy, our dear Georg Mateos! I love it, Ed; bravo! Very well penned and illustrated!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
What a Barbeque! Pee Wee I hope you baked the cake. Happy Happy Birthday Edvard !! xo

Christine

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Brother pee wee Ed,I must say you are the most prolific,and exciting writer of the brothers, Jersey devil the mischievous one,but he can really barbeque cause he keeps the best fires;-) as for you dear philosopher Edvard, you are the one that keeps it all together,with your superior brain,which we all most admire;-) Bless you Georg!
Happy Birthday, and many more to come,each one better than the last!

Love,
Tiger Lily

Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Happy Birthday Sweet Colonel. What, no Billy Beer??

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Happy Birthday Georg
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Well don't be surprize if I drop in with a two four of Canadian...a real man's beer...and our road kills are Moose so better have a big fire and place to park me truck. Happy birthday Georg..all the best and many more.

Fee

Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Well...two fine people celebrating birthdays back-to-back.

Happy Birthday Georg, you are in good company with your brothers for your birthday...ain't family great to have! Celebrate in style, boys...

Micke

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
A fine tribute to one of our own here in the Den.Happy Birthday again, Edvard

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
No dishes and no utensils, we eat with our fingers, after all they have to eat with someone too...

Ruffie says happy Barkday...me & he

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
Happy Birthay, Georg, and again, thanks Ed for this tribute you've written. I hope Edvard is able to get out of bed for a long, long time to come!

Jill

Reviewed on March 9, 2008
LOL, Ed, I join you in wishing Georg (Edvard) a Happy Birthday! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 9, 2008
WOW ! ! ! roast and BBQ road kill, yummy! ! ! but I don't drink beer I cannot see (eyes not on 20/20 anymore) so Better Jersey load a few crates of Coors or I will be BBqing him.
But thanks my brothers and thanks to Mean Tall Woman (her teepee is lovely decorated) and cheers to you too.

Georg


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