“The Chinese Are Stealing Our Oil!”
Vice President Dick Cheney
I just had to laugh when I heard that quote
The Chinese are not drilling oil on our shores
They’re probing for oil in international waters
Well over 50 miles from our coastline, or more
When our extremely sage politicians now advocate more ‘offshore drilling’
They truly mean, right up along our shorelines, like on our oily Gulf Coast
Get some stick pins and stick five thousand, right off California and Florida
And see if you like the new ‘oil platform view’ our coastlines soon may boast
And they are also now proclaiming how truly safe this offshore drilling will be
But as one who helped ‘de-oil’ so many near death critters, when Katrina came
All it will take is one violent new storm to hit these brand new ‘near shore’ oil rigs
And anyone living on the coast in California or Florida will want someone to blame
Does anyone really believe that our politicians will make our oil companies
Bear the expense of deep sea oil drilling, if they allow drilling right on shore?
Although they most assuredly will not, I guess we should pray they don’t
Or guess who’ll be paying much, much higher gas prices than ever before
We’ve already got nearly 4,000 oil rigs in the Gulf Coast
Which have hardly put a dent in our foreign dependency
But our extremely sage leaders are somehow convinced
That new ones in California and Florida will ‘set us free’
Even if new offshore drilling miraculously provided half
Of all the oil that our oil based economy now desires
We will still be tied into the world wide oil price market
And prices for oil and gas, will now soar higher and higher
But I am now finally going to just give up in trying
To convince anyone that more offshore drilling is bad
But I certainly won’t be buying any oceanfront property
In our once beautiful nation, which has truly gone ‘Oil Mad’
But I still think it’s time to wean off, not enhance, our oil economy;
I truly wonder if Politicians have ever heard of ‘Alternative Energy.’
And Will Someone Please Inform Our Politicians,
That We Do Not Own Any International Waters.
But I Can Already Hear Their Sage Response:
“The Chinese are Now Oil Probing,
Before They Start Their ‘Slant Drilling.’
Their New Fifty-Mile or Longer Oil Drills,
Even Though They’re In International Waters,
Will Soon Slant Right In Under Florida, Damn It.
We Just Know They’re Gonna Steal Our Oil;
And You Can Surely Trust Us!”
©2008, Mr. Ed
After covertly angle-drilling from 50 miles out they won't siphon oil out - rather, they will Pump Putrified Poisons IN - to Dilute & Pollute - just like all their other KNOCK-OFFS !
IT'S THE CUNNING, CONNIVING, COVERT CHINESE COMMUNIST CORRUPTION WAY! DON'CHA KNOW?
Oh, by the way - we have synthetic diamonds, and synthetic rubies, and synthetic OIL - how come our astute: scientists, leaders, and oil magnates never got smart and MASS PRODUCED IT? Ever since it was invented, it has been in demand, and used in multiple applications, but been too costly for the public at large.
Like many other products: Tv's, radios, computers, cameras, iPods, cell phones, et alia - would not mass production by all competing oil companies drive the average production costs down, and make it not only affordable, but CHEAPER than real oil? This would not only REDUCE our percentage of foreign dependence, but also leave the A-RABS stuck with a whole bunch of millions of barrels, that they could use to SHINE THEIR CAMELS ASSES WITH! And use to WAX their Rolls RoyceÕs and HummerÕs and BentleyÕs with!
ED - you done done it again - got my brain working at a feverish pace - gotta go now and start capturing the creative juices, the OIL of the Mind - the OIL of the Soul - the SNAKE-OIL of the slippery-slimey-slew of the Body ... OMG - I feel like Dr. FRANKENSTEIN !!!
later ... TKH.
They have sir...and when they get it where they can make tons of money with it we shall see it.
John
You are right about getting the politicians to think of some oil alternatives.
A thought provoking write, Ed!
Sandie Ange :o)
Fee
God speed the hydrogen fuel cell.
Blessing and Love ~~ Micke
Georg
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.