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Wild Wild West & The Ed Brothers (Part Two)

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Sunday, January 25, 2009


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Another True ‘Ed’ Saga Begun By Brother Edvard (Georg Mateos)

 

“Mystery is the heart of creativity,

That, and surprise!”

 

Julia Cameron

 

 

Dear old Ma had kicked us out again

She said that we really had to leave

So, up the old river we three rolled

Three Ed Brothers, free as the breeze

 

We had started out heading northwest

Into the truly bizarre land of the Canucks

A vast place of very strange people and ice

And, no Coors – old Edvard was out of luck

 

And suddenly, on the far river bank

We saw an incredible, mystifying sight

It looked like a man, with a bunch of birds

So we three Eds paddled closer with delight

 

“Would you look at that!” yelled Jersey

“Are those real birds a sittin on his nose?”

“Gosh, I really don’t know!” yelled Edvard

“But we should definitely find out, I suppose.”

 

So we three Ed Brothers now rushed towards him

A mysterious looking man, on the bank of the river

He was just standing there, with a nose full of birds

And as we drew closer, we began to hear him whisper

 

“There’s plenty of room here, right on my long nose,

For each and every one of you, my feathered friends!

And I’ve sprinkled it with bird seed and corn and nuts,

So peck away at it my lovelies, your feast will never end!”

 

“WOW!”shouted old Jersey Brother Ed with sheer excitement

“That sure gives a whole new meaning to ‘pickin your nose!’”

That’s how we first met the very mysterious Bird Whisperer

And that’s how Part Two, of this epic Ed Brother Saga goes

 

 

©2009, Brother Pee Wee Ed

 

 

The ‘Ed’ Music Selection is ‘Rollin Down The River,’ Of Course,

And The Bird Whisperer is our old pal, Mr. Seiler – Jasmin Horst.

 

PS: Part III Is Supposed To Be Written By Jersey Ed;

We May Get To Read It, If He Ever Gets Out of Bed.

 

 

 

 
  


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Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Ed~!

LOL - fantastic all the way . . . go CCR!!


Best to You!!

Lance

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
good one

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 26, 2009
Hahaha!!! You three Eds keep pecking on them seeds and have fun!!! Just don't do anything naughty while your mama isn't watching!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on January 25, 2009
HA, Ed, too funny!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
I will have you know & realize that I was awake for WORK, (something you don't do anymore) at 630am this morning & just got in from work at 4pm this afternoon, so I will get round to finishing the previously started third chapter after I get my afternoon nap...ed

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
This poem started out with serious humor that kept me smiling, but I have to admit that the "punch" brought a burst of laughter. Cute and humorous, Ed.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
No wonder no more I have send signals to the Camping-wagon Wolf and he will getting Brother Jersey Ed rear moving pretty quickly outa his bed.

Edvard the Elder


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Such a whimsical delight, you brothers
are so full of .... fun;-)! lolTL

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
...now that is a true friend that will let you pick on his nose..lol... who is this Bird Whisper??

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
One misadventure after another, will the excitement never end? Keep your eyes open boys...

Carole~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Ahh the saga begins and now you are also into the land of Guns and Roses Rose hate to see what that lady will teach the brothers Ed
Fee

Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Had I known you three outlaws were about to hit the northern wetlands, well too late now, I guess I was caught pickin my nose, I shall slide a U boot in the water, you're on a sinking ship, I tell ya, I'll bring captain Perry with me, that long nose is a periscope night vision issue infrared, when capt. Perry shouts fire one, you best hit the water fast, you got about a second or two, long nose my foot, rrr rrr, never mind Walt he's in Florida somewhere or the Caribean that where you should have landed, with the rest of the pirates. This is a friendly warnin, flee or I'll call.......well you know who... and watch out for the beavers, them snatches weary travellers ha, the Birdwhisperer

Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Great story on brothers´love

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Only with brotherly love!!
Hilarious!
Becca~

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Dr. Bonnie will take care of you as Santa fee watches all year long and with you three he checkes his list daily so beware of the beautiful LaBelle who may lure you straight into the view of Judge george C. Thank you for sharing and we are looking forward to part three.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
This is so delightful and the picture you painted amazing...What a talent you three brothers have...can't wait for part III by Jersey Ed. Great series you three are doing...love it. Love and hugs, Bonnie

But watch out for Dr. Bonnie she knows you are all lose and out there somewhere...


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