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The Great Escape

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


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“For man,

As for flower, and beast, and bird,

The supreme triumph,

Is to be most vividly,

Most perfectly – alive.”

 

D. H. Lawrence

 

I very often dream about birds

But I knew that this was no dream

I had awakened to his mournful cries

He was definitely in the house it seems

 

As my mind very slowly began to focus

I surmised he’d fallen down the chimney

I realized all hell was about to break loose

In this trapped bird’s attempt to break free

 

He certainly wasn’t the first bird in the house

But my pets were determined he’d be the last

I could hear that the pursuit had already begun

And I knew that I would have to intervene fast

 

I jumped out of bed and now raced down the hall

Where I spotted lots of dogs and cats, in this chase

Barks and snarls and hisses, were echoing in the dark

And as I tried to get my bearings, he flew past my face

 

Little Jack, our aerobatic, high-jumping canine

Made a very daring flying leap, but he missed

Old Fat Louie tried a massive feline paw swat

But he was a tad slow, and now, he was pissed

 

I quickly began slamming doors behind me

Trying to corral this charging, hell bent, posse

I somehow grabbed their prey, and kept running

Soon, he was back out in the snow, once again free

 

I could see that our intruder was quite dazed and confused

But he was still alive and kicking, this extremely lucky starling

As I crawled back into bed, my wife now had a million questions

“Nothing to worry about – just another day in paradise, darling!”

 

 

©2009, Mr. Ed

 
   


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Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on February 5, 2009
Great images in your story. I could see tis all happening. I'm glad you were able to get him back out side....M

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 5, 2009
What a way to begin a day! Loved it...never a dull moment !

Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Ed~!

LOL all the way - ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!


Best to you,

Lance

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
hahaha what a fun write, you being deprived of sleep hahaha! Glad the bird made it!;-)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Love this story and there is supposed to be an omenabout a bird getting in your house but its somthing that for the life of me I can't remember what it is.Maybe bad luck for the bird if your friends caught him lol



Fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
I am not sure if I want a bird loose in my house Ed, Thank you for a cute write very entertaining. Where's the cam, lol.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
...played out like a cartoon...tell your wife.."I tink I taw a black bird..I did I did" lol

Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Great write, and I love the background music! Fantastic; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Thanks Ed
this poetic tale was more exiting than those
Ed Brothers Saga.....lol
Peace be with you and your charming creatures
and the Brothers Ed

William

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
lol great story, had that happen a few times,
in the spring with the door open, no need for
a screen that time of year, sure enough a bird
flies in and cats and dogs were in pursuit...

Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Crap, Georg got ahead of me, I was just going to say, good thing Georg wasn't there, this script along with sound and all, had me chasing it along with you, Perfect music for this picture, you have an inate sense of Ed. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
PeeWee, many many years ago, a seagull (a dumb one so seems) went inside the kitchen by a crack open window, why? there was no edibles around, it wasn't cold (middle of summer, but in Frisco sometimes...) Kaiser, an Alsatian Shepherd Dog, six years old, around hundred pounds, bend on privacy and no unwanted visitors...decide to chase the dumb bird.
Scared the bird pooped all over the furniture before I could take the cobwebs from my brain dog and bird had gone thru the mosquito false door.
Best luck next time brother.

Georg


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Never had that problem, though I've seen it alot in big buildings with high roof'...Ed (gotta go, we got some snow and Rufuz is literally dragging me outside, LOL)

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Ed ... to the ressss--cuuuue (great theme music for it too and just in time :-)

Ted

Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Ed, Ed, Ed,

Life is never dull 'round your house, if this is any indication. I'll know who to call if a bird gets loose in my apartment. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
Another day in paradise sure gives you plenty of excitement and exercise. LOL

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
And what a paradise it is...this was so entertaining and I could picture the whole scene as if I were there...thank you for the delightful picture and write...love and hugs, Bonnie


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