-->Music: Devil In The Blue Dress

Not long after the ‘Full Moon’ episode was over
My very devilish old brother, was at it once more
While poor Ma was sleeping, he donned her clothing
Took her purse and one of her hats and ran out the door

When he’s not creeping around town mooning people
He often likes to sashay all around in women’s clothes
This obsession of his sadly started when we were kids
On Halloween, as Wonder Woman, he would always go

And since I now live so far away, our dear old Ma is very worried
That her extremely devilish old son will get in trouble once more
Old Cousin Tom, if you could possibly drive over to Atlantic City
You’ll probably find The Devil in a Sun Dress outside a casino door

(He likes to panhandle quarters from tourists for the slot machines,
But when they only give him pennies and nickels, he gets real mean)

©September 2014, His Very Concerned Brother