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Bizarre
by Ruan Mills → (All Poetry by Ruan Mills)
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Moments of Utter Madness


Poem Artwork

 Throw a party – Catch a cold

Instead of shouting, type in bold

 

Tom Holt’s crazy portable doors

Cats, with mittens on their paws

 

Horses, surfing on the tide

Mothers-in-law, less tall than wide

 

Witches travelling by broom

Elephants, flouted in the room

 

Burly men, described as queens

Fat birds, all crammed into jeans

 

Curled hair straight and straight hair curled

Greener grass across the world

 

Madcap antics for the thrill

A fever’s when you catch a chill

 

Fashion trends all reinstated

Cartoon corpses re-inflated

 

Little people ‘walking tall’

Fading summers turn to ‘Fall’

 

Piles of bricks declared as ‘Art’

Lovers claimed by Cupid’s dart

 

                            Luggage that is called a purse                             

Potty notions scribed in verse

 

I could go on, the list’s immense

This crazy world just makes no sense.

 

 

Mitten the kitten was a children's TV show 
'Mother-in-law' jokes are legendary 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Bizarre"
Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on September 12, 2013
Yes, yes and yes. Crazier that most are willing to acknowledge, so far are we removed from rational appreciations.

Reviewed by Teresa Walker
Reviewed on September 11, 2013
Wonderful mind art! Cute picture too!!

Love cats!
Hugs my friend
Teresa Walker

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on September 9, 2013
it is for sure
budd

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on September 8, 2013
The bizarre images that the world produces, especially went taken out of context, seem like something made up or produced in a madmans mind. Such is the world we live in. I remember seeing a childrens book about kittens and mittens somewhere also. Maybe from when I was a child? Not sure. May have been later in life. Imaginative and all to real on some levels Ruan. Bob

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on September 8, 2013
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Delightful and fun..Mitten the Kitten..would have loved to see it.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed on September 7, 2013
cool and fun read!

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on September 7, 2013
And before you know it the moments become decades! Fun read. M.True

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 7, 2013
Certainly tied up “this crazy world” nicely in verse. I especially like: “instead of shouting, type in bold.”

I wonder what my mother-in-law's mouthpiece is saying?

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 7, 2013
Heh.Heh This unique and very impressive, Ruan. Thanks for explaining "Mitten the Kitten," but all the others I got, especially "Luggage that is called a purse."


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