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Charming Lady, You Are A Criminal
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Charming Lady, You Are A Criminal
By Handsum-Hart

Three times charming lady
I have asked you
To please leave me alone
Yet day after day
You insist on having
Your way with me

Judging by your latest actions
I must now conclude
That you are a criminal

I will report you
To the bomb squad of the KBI
(The Kissing Bureau of Investigations)
If your dynamite kisses
Don't stop causing
Explosions of ecstasy
On my lips

I will report you
For disorderly conduct, to the LBI
(The Love Bureau of Investigations)
If your rowdy love
Doesn't stop seizing control
Of my heart
And taking it to paradise

If need be, charming lady
I will fight crime with crime
Your mind, I will kidnap
And hold without ransom
And torture it
With yummy poetry
Triple dipped in romantic sweetness

Charming lady
Oops I mean charming criminal
Please leave me alone

© 02-28-2005
Ronald Howard Moman


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 Reviews of "Charming Lady, You Are A Criminal"
Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on March 7, 2005
Oh Ron,

You do write them with such eloquence, and your charming wit is superlative, just another beauty for the collection.

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on March 5, 2005
Very good and funny write Ron...but of love I can see, that with this lady you wish to be...May the Lord be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love, peace, & (((HUGS))) ... Barbie

"If I have to...Then I may as well be.'

Reviewed on March 5, 2005
A fun read. Enjoyed this.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on March 5, 2005
sultry write
enjoyed it much (KBI-LBI)
and the pic quite delightful

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 5, 2005
soemthing very sexy about a "charming crimal" ... you are definitely an agent for the KBI ...

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on March 4, 2005
How totally romantic and so unique! You Poor dear having to be tortured and such an abused victim of a crime as this one. : )
Thank You
Love Tracey xo

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on March 4, 2005
sounds like you are running with 'bad' company ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 4, 2005
Deligthfully done, Ron. Love the graphic of the beautiful "criminal" as well. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
Now why does the word self denial spring to mind.
This is just great..
You made me smile all the way..ty

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2005
LOL LOL LOL ..blimey that's great...YAY!!!..LOved it!


Vesna:)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Unique as slways in such a wonderful way :-) I would love to see you and La Belle do a write together!

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
I love your creative imagination, Ron! This is great! lol

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
So sweet, dare I say adorable. Great art too!

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005

Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Maybe the charming criminal really wants to be arrested... by the very charming prosecutor who wrote this charming declaration in such charming poetic form... :0)
Love&Light*
Alexandra*

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Fun write, Handsum.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
lol
adorable!!

Reviewed on March 2, 2005
fun write; well done, hh! bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Wow! Reporting her to the LBI for disorderly conduct and rowdy love is quite a charge - she must truly be a dastardly Love Criminal!

Reviewed by Leysa Lowery
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Methinks he doth protest too much!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Ron you are without doubt the most creative, clever poet!;-)
I love this,and think it one of your most clever and sweet!

love,
eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
How could you aske me something like that Handsum You...you are the reason for my criminal behaviour!!

Love Tink~Tinka


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