Okay, so I’ve not got cancer,
Death is not staring me in the face,
With life to get things done I am not in a race,
What I have got though there seems to be no answer…
I have only been this way for two weeks,
Holding tight I have been my rear two cheeks,
Pads of sorts in case of leaks,
Have had to develop for sleep a whole new set of techniques…
The doctors have to me recommended,
Many an odd way to deal with this “virus”,
Energy dealing with this I have greatly expended,
I cannot away stay from the toilet for any time extended…
Is it depression or a lack of indiscretion,
That I herein say I wish a cure from the medical profession,
Before I start to show the world a side of my aggression,
That they would not like to see,
Nor realize is anywhere within my personal possession…
© ed ~ 1/29/06
I hope you feel better soon; being sick is NOT fun. But this IS a cheeky, funny write; very well done! (As they say, laughter makes the pain [0r discomfort] go away! They also say that it is good for whatever ails you. So laugh away!!)
(((HUGS))) and much love (and prayers), your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Carole
funny write.
TX
Nothing can be as bad as a runny rummy tummy...wish I could be sure my remedy would cure you.....
1 flat coke number one...
2 imodium....
3 casteroil..your tummy needs a backwash...sounds silly but you know maybe you ate something like a orange or a corn...and the flake sits on the "lining" and causes infection..happened to a family member of mine...the mother went bezirk when I gave this child a dose casteroil...but the doctoer told her I saved her life!!
Just a thought...hope you feel real good real soon my friend!!
Love Tinka
Birgit and Roger
I will now write a ditty
to stop your shitty
try eating a little bitty
of something that's gritty
and doing something witty
now on yourself take pity
go to bed with your kitty
(sorry Rufuz;-)!
Sage