Even the animals,

Ain’t the picture sweet,

The chance one takes,

Using a carrot nose,

If ya wanted to keep it,

Ya should’ve used a piece of hose…

I know a dog that loves hats,

Right off your head he does take,

Hides them in his special place,

Gets his mommy to later on it bake…

Can’t complain, we got food,

Not a lot or the best,

But it seems to taste better in the nude,

Don’t ask me why, maybe its our caveman past,

But eat it we do & stretch it till the last…

© ed ~ 12/12/08