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No Shine, No Whine...
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Makes me feel REALLY good to have a car to work on, though I really want to get it on the road...I have NOT been to the beach and ocean in a LONG time...




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My cars paint won't shine,

Its faded and dead more than a rotten lime,

But I am not to anyone going to whine,

I just want it on the road, money for that I need to find...

 

She looked okay in the rain,

But all cars do the same,

Ain't gonna make it any more or less lame,

I have with her gotta live,

As on my Jeep I no longer have any claim...

 

Insurance in Jersey is the most expensive,

Just for basic liability above eleven hundred,

Can't even afford comprehensive,

That is more, to me, than VERY offensive...

ed / 3/16/10

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "No Shine, No Whine..."
Reviewed on March 21, 2010
JOISEY -

GET YERSELF A CAN OF OLE-FASHIONED RUBBING COMPOUND -

WITH A BUNCH OF 'ELBOW GREASE ... ONE AREA AT A TIME -

SHE'LL SHINE! TK.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 17, 2010
Well Ed I sure no the feeling, I did a body job on my old girl yesterday..er...ah, if you considered red duct tape and a spray bomb of red paint on peeling paint and rock chips that comes close to the color of my grand am a body job. I also used a brush and bottle of Tole paint to touch up the black trim on the wiper frames...
Also have to pay high insurance but they let me pay by month so that helps. Anyway the radio works great as the man says in his song...lol
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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 17, 2010
Write a letter to your idiot governor and tell him you'll pay the insurance by the day...lets's see that works out to $3.01 per day. So you can drive on Mondays and Saturdays for about 6 bucks a week. Swear on a stack of bibles you won't drive on any other day and I'm sure they'd cut you some slack. Yeah right. Patrikc

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 17, 2010
Not to worry, Bro. I hear that old Brother Edvard invited our old Cousin, Ed Goggen, to stay with you for awhile. He still makes some mighty fine moonshine; just pour some of it on your car and it's gonna look like new.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 17, 2010
Smear dog food on the paint job and invite PeeWee and his mutts collection and that car of yours will be shining in no time!

EDvard(k) OLe Brother


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 16, 2010
life is sodang expensive!

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on March 16, 2010
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger, Buddy. How aare you doin?


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