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Just another day...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don’t remind me,
Unless you have, to my past, a key,
I am reminded enough when I look in the mirror,
My hair may be okay, but my beard is altogether quite gray…

I still wear tie dyes,
And still I eat fries,
But mostly I don’t do too many pies,
For my birthday this year I am gonna get high,
Wish the powers that be would of pot decriminalize…

Some may call me an old fart,
But that’s only of me a small part,
I have yet to drink coffee for a morning kick start,
And I never started to smoke, as I value my heart,
But in the past five years I gotta admit,
I seem to be more & more each passing year falling apart…
© me – 8/2/14

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 Reviews of "Just another day..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2014
ED, Look at the people who care and love you and I am already an old fart, soon to be 64.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
before you know it, you'll be just another old geezer :)

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
Better an old fart than a little s**t, Ed! :) A birthday is just another day on which to cock a snoop at the grim reaper and to celebrate all your death-defying acts for all your 'clean' living. Well done, I say, and here's to many more. There's plenty of wheels on your bus yet, I reckon. Love and 300+ hugs, Kate xx

Reviewed on August 3, 2014
Happy Birthday!!!! Yah, you're old fart! But you know you are being loved! Heeeheeeheee!!!

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
I've been an old fart for a long time, Ed, and I still eat fries, no on the tie dyes, what a friggin' shock you're gonna get high on your birthday. Jeez!

Reviewed on August 3, 2014
ED ... the Pic is Picture Perfect ...

You should wear that Shirt to the Beach ...
So to all the Young Whippersnappers yew can Teach ...
How to properly caress Mary Jane, such a Peach !!!
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY ... N' ... HIGH ... BURFDAY !

Reviewed on August 3, 2014
Happy Birthday, you old fart....................this is like the pot calling the kettle black!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on August 3, 2014
" I seem to be more & more each passing year falling apart… "
Aren't we all Ed: enjoyed it, Keep writing you old fart! :)

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
May your dope be fresh and your days be sunny
Your heart be warm and your thoughts be funny
May your destiny guide you to laughter and joy
And I wish you good fortune ...Jersey Boy!
Happy Birthday!
Rx

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
Happy 300th, You Very Old Fart!!

Your Loving Brother,
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 3, 2014
From another old fart
We are not getting younger Mr. Ed
Ha, so let's rejoice "to life" and for not being really dead
For we are able to live another year to write poems instead U C
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Mr. Ed E


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