AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Pawan Mishra, iJennifer Miller, iSusan Smith, iMel Hathorn, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, iJohn Burns, iT. Weber, iChristine Boyce, iDr. Patrick ODougherty, i Armand, i

  Home > Technology > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Internet Explorer took a crap...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, February 21, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

I hate dealing with technological problems...

OOPS, I lied, it seems to be back again...don't ask me how...


Poem Artwork

Don’t seem to have my internet explorer anymore,
It starts then goes to a program problem, making me sore,
I found my way on with Google Chrome,
But had to consult to do so another friend with a bigger dome…

Won’t be able to get it fixed as I haven’t the money,
There is though a repair place right around the corner,
If I drop it off there I will be restricted to my TV,
And will be then like the fairy tale guy, little Jack Horner…

I cannot imagine I got some kind of virus,
I have not downloaded anything that I can think of now,
Though there is a new program per my Norton program,
If you think I can find it to delete it you are nuttier than I,
Just thought I would update everyone as to the reason I,
Cannot for now do a lot that I usually did, could it have happened when I was high…?
© -ed- 2/21/15
  

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Internet Explorer took a crap..."
Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on February 22, 2015
I used to have Norton but I found that it always created more problems than it fixed - Dumped and went to AVG.
Rx

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2015
It sounds like it could be one of the things that Ron stated---
I hope it is. I go through computer withdrawal when mine isn't
working.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 21, 2015
You could always just "fire it" and download Firefox. My Safari on the other computer… The old one… Is starting to crash a lot, but that's probably just because it's a very old version that can't be updated anymore.

Speaking of that, have you just tried to see if you need to update Explorer. You can easily check by going to Microsoft.com or googling "update Explorer." In the worst-case after you've downloaded another browser as a backup to use, you could just delete your copy of Explorer and download a new one from Microsoft.

There are scads of browsers out there… Just Google "compare browsers" that may be better than Explorer for you to use with less chance of viruses. Just give them a try… It won't hurt or take up too much space on your computer.

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 21, 2015
Amen to what Mike said.

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on February 21, 2015
Another case of can't live with 'em and can't live without 'em. Hope it really did come back up.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 21, 2015
To err is human, to really screw things up you need a computer.
I'm basically computer illiterate, so I empathize with you.

Michael D.


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Technology)
  1.  I Play Games
  2.  Binary Code
  3.  Bot Invasion
  4.  The Living Computer
  5.  Word Police
  6.  Roundhouse rafters
  7.  Just-in-Time Technology
  8.  Musk He Keep Talking
  9.  Mind Melding
  10.  HOW DO 'THEY' SCREW US?
  11.  Wireless (Pronounced, Clueless)
  12.  WAVES
  13.  Window World
  14.  Hello Computer
  15.  Life With The Computer
  16.  Starting Over
  17.  Snow Leopard
  18.  Expression
  19.  SMART CAR ?
  20.  Not Another Peep
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Forced Hot Air Furnace - Troubleshooting and Repair by Roger Vizi

Complete Troubleshooting & Repairing guide to hot air furnaces * Complete operation, maintenance, and repair * Covers gas, oil, and electric forced air systems * Includes flowcharts and highlighted tips and solutions to common furnace problems  
Member BookAds

The Computer Part e- v4 by RickthePoetWarrior

Get your AI (art-is-visual intelligence) reprogrammed as this aulde technology reveals nu_technology's secrets  
Member BookAds

Forced Hot Air Furnace - Troubleshooting and Repair by Roger Vizi

Complete Troubleshooting & Repairing guide to hot air furnaces * Complete operation, maintenance, and repair * Covers gas, oil, and electric forced air systems * Includes flowcharts and highlighted tips and solutions to common furnace problems  
Member BookAds