Some don’t have a bird,
Some have to just eat a turd,
So pass around the word,
Turkey day is the 22nd not the twenty-third…
When you gobble down your gobbler,
Drink plenty of wine or spirits,
Just don’t become a wobbler,
And with your family at the table,
Don’t be a long winded squabbler…
Remember to thank the founder of the feast,
Even if he or she is a wobbling beast,
Hopefully your bird is well greased,
As well I hope for your sake it is very deceased.
© -me- 11/21/18
LOVE the graphic
thought provoking read
never stop writing
m
Regis.
Thanks to the discount and a friend seeking free cooked turkey and trimmings, we have four with one in the oven. And it won't be greased, just wine infused with vegetable and fruit stuffing making it light and tasty, unlike Richard's disdain for bread stuffing sucking the turkey dry and tasteless.
And to find from his comment that you are on dialysis. Not a nice thing to have to do so often. I hope there is a way that you can eventually not have to do it. Turkey with all the trimmings is not a good way to start on that path. But Turkey itself, the kind that most people don't like, with less salt, is probably one of the most heart healthy, kidney healthy, meats out there. Low in calories and high in protein.
Ron
Scott and Bobbie