In Trouble With The Law...Again

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Just Good Ole Girls
A Collaboration By
Southen Comfort & La Belle


"Just good ole girls
never meaning no harm
beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born"*

*Dukes Of Hazard Theme



~La Belle~

We were mindin our own business
ridin a bright red Harley Hawg
when we heard that siren wail
driftin up from the bog.
We thought we could outrun it
but then we spied that sexy cop,
so I yelled out 'WHOA" Girlfriend
pull this damn bike over and stop.'

He was lookin mightee fine
in that snug, tailored uniform.
He was tall with big hard muscles
more than beyond the norm.
Mmm mmm. he was a Southern hunk
tanned and toned, he was a MAN!
Any girl who couldn’t see that
had her head stuck in the sand.

So he swaggered on over
with his John Travolta gait.
He had this deep sexy voice
it made our whole world quake and shake.
Said “Let me see... some skin and your ID”
As he leaned over on our handlebars
staring boldly down our halters
at our bodacious rounded jars.

We were gettin awful excited
and squirmin in our seats,
lickin our ruby reds lips
like they were lollipop treats.
He took off those sunglasses
dark bedroom eyes filled with fun.
His well fitted pants made it
obvious the officer was packin a BIG gun!

He said, 'I'm sure you realize
why I pulled you over today.
You're in possesion of hotness Ladies
and I'm sorry to say there's no way
I can allow such a hazard
to cause a fatal traffic distraction.
Climb on off that Harley
and let's have a little action.'



~ Southern Comfort~

I said,' Oakey-dokey, Sister Friend,
My booty be saddle sore, I gots a dead end!
I see we gots a Hawk-eye on our trail,
I needs to get this wedged thong outta my tail!
Gosh Amighty, that Dude be tall as a tree!
OOOO he brings out the Whompus Cat in me!
OOO see my tail twitch!
He gots the body to scratch my itch!

'Officer Sir, I aint got no ID, but will these hooters do?'
I pulled down my halter top, puttin my snow globes in view!
La Belle said,' Lordy Mercy, S.C., he's gonna haul us in!'
Then she spied that ole boy's wicked grin!
'Aw Hell, La Belle! Do ya see that Copper's pride swell?'
I think I shall be naughty, so he'll do a strip search!'
La Belle said, ' Like Hell, you will, he's gonna search me first!'

'Come La Belle, let's be good and obey!'
'See that thar barn over yonder,
Let's take turns rollin that ole boy in the hay!
We Southern Delights, made that ole boy's day sunny!
He left with a grin and walkin funny!


4/26/2007 Southern Comfort & La Belle Rouge


Music 'Theme, Dukes Of Hazard'



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