Gentlemen I hope you don't mind if Captain La Belle Joins Your War. I Love A little roleplay Every Once In A while and I has me own plans for that yon island!!
Art "The Pirate Queen"
By Christine Griffin
Three Ed's And A Red
By La Belle Rouge
Ahoy ye mangy sea dogs
ye slinkin scurvy rats.
Ye be in the presence of a lady
so removes yore sweaty hats.
Tis I, Captian La Belle Rouge
mistress of the seven seas.
I takes what I wants without askin
don’t be expectin no “Pretty Please”
I’ve sailed long upon the sea
On me ship “The Lady Marmalade”
and a great grand ship she be
and now La Belle’s expectin to get paid.
Are ye daft enough to think
that yon island belongs to any a ye?
Well hells bells and ocean swills
yon land belongs to me!!
A most great and perfect location
be’s that land you think to take
and on it’s shores a new nation
of fine bordellos La Belle will make.
Prepare ye now to be boarded
you and yore mangy dogs as well
Sailin Lady Marmalade be’s La Belle,
Miss Kitty and her brood a five.
We’ll give you a bit a hell
an skin ye all alive.
So give up Ed And Ed
and ole Evard The Elder too
Me trigger finger be gettin restless
an me pistol’s pointed at you.
Oh twil be a dreadful bad scene
all but me and Miss Kitty dead.
Don’t be’s no room on yon island
for a kitty three Ed’s and a Red
NO WENCH DOES SCARE THE CREW OF THE JERSEY DEVIL,
Find aiming at your meager ship an Exocet missle battery so level,
With the knowing that you will perish, my men do in party, revel,
Of that long flowing hair it will in the end be quite disheveled...Ed#2
Dear Red Head, have you been dipping a little too much in my barrel of rum? because my dear you are onboard the Enchantress, and as the island...you two are mine, mine,mine, hic!, mine.....
Georg (Ed le vieux mon cherie)
Oh my goodness... how can I RESIST this?? The picture is STRAIGHT out of The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles, the film of which was shot on me own native Dorset coast not a spit's distance from me here... and I've been dubbed EVEN by a certain Mr Ed as Miss Kitty in some dastardly ploys erstwhile before now, so sign me up... cutthroat I'm actually not too sure about, but if an island's at stake, then I'm out to compete... Count me in, Lady Belle! :)) When the Captain's Women get going, then three Ed's definitely WON'T be better than one... and they sure will roll... And don't she in the picture look a bit like Kiera Knightly an all?? And where Elizabeth is, can Jack be far behind?? I hope not! Voulez vous beaucoup sur le Lady Marmalade ce soir? You betcha! Gotta love your spirit, Mme Rouge. Fly your colours high! Love, Kiera Kate xx
ALthough we'd like to, we can't be givin up that easily to one so fair,
For The Brothers Ed in the Ancient Book, this be more than a dare,
But there has been some mention of a long lost Lass by the name of Edwina, it's been several long centuries since she has been seen.
And if you be that Lass, Well Then, Welcome Aboard,
In this Final, Epic, Ed and Perhaps, even Edwina War!
With All Due Respect and Admiration,
Pee Wee Noah Ed
There IS a bit of pirate in each of us. I think your poem would have been an excellent battle cry in the 60s for women's lib.
To take what we want, well ...
Loved it,
Kathy
Very clever and entertaining. I enjoy a good laugh and you gave me on La Belle. But, I don't like music when I'm reading. I find it distracting. Just me stating my opinion. Please don't take offense.
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Find aiming at your meager ship an Exocet missle battery so level,
With the knowing that you will perish, my men do in party, revel,
Of that long flowing hair it will in the end be quite disheveled...Ed#2
awith a touch of cause of "LaBelle"
most enjoyable read
peace & Love be with you
William
Love your Pirate lingo! and feel here!
Wonderfully done, with the Eds' quait savour' fair
WArmly, Warrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
Ahoy Matey' I could hear her bellowing sweetly, makes one very proud!
Georg (Ed le vieux mon cherie)
I guess it doesn't pay to be ah ed in this world.
LMAO......
Walt
I think I know two of the Ed's, Off with their heads?
Hugs....
Regis
Be safe,
Karen
I don't be no Edwina fer blimey sure,
guess I best pull outa this war
or finds meself a cure.
Cussed stubborn and crazy
Cpt. La Belle she be,
I'll recruits me a crew
a lusty cutthroats and then...
we'll see what might be
Cpt. Ed Pee Wee
oh drat oh curses
on all these verses
now in an ole sea trunk found
papers that tell of my birth
and the name "Edwina"
be's wrote down....
so tremble now all ye Ed's
and that goes for yore mangy dogs too
Edwina and her crew of cutthroats
be's comin after you
Especially when ye wants some land
Never thought I'd be so glad that me name's not Ed
But,I'll stop here, leave the deck, and enough said.
I really enjoyed this one. - Bill
ALthough we'd like to, we can't be givin up that easily to one so fair,
For The Brothers Ed in the Ancient Book, this be more than a dare,
But there has been some mention of a long lost Lass by the name of Edwina, it's been several long centuries since she has been seen.
And if you be that Lass, Well Then, Welcome Aboard,
In this Final, Epic, Ed and Perhaps, even Edwina War!
With All Due Respect and Admiration,
Pee Wee Noah Ed
To take what we want, well ...
Loved it,
Kathy
Sue
Sissy Ann