Have The Damn Island...All A Ye
By Cpt. La Belle Rouge
Come with me Darling Evard
with both mine and your crew
I have something much better
for all of us to do
Let all them scurvy Ed's
fight til they all be dead
We have no need of that tiny isle
I have good news, twil make you smile
A pidgeon just dropped a note
this bes what my attorney
in France has wrote
"Be ye advised La Belle Rouge
sail to St Croix right away
Your uncle Too-loose La Wreck
has just up and passed away
And left to you an isle so
great and grand
ye be's mistress of
a huge tract of Carribbean land"
So Evard the Elder, Eddie Dear
We be sailin our arses
this day, away from here
follow me now and all your crew
or follow me later
if war is what you has to do
On the tropic isle
we'll anchor and build
the grandest most great bordellos
I swears we will!!
Now if ye decides to war and win
Me and me crew will possible
sail back again, just long enough
to dress all them sorry bloaks
in lacy panties and petticoats!!
I be's sailing tonight
on The Lady Marmalade
me and all me girls
and Salty Dog Walt our love slave
Yo ho ho, a house full of em
and just one more
big strong swill a rum
let me know yore plan
will ye stay or will ye come
or maybe both
PS
All a me allies are invited to
to the greatest grand party
I ever think to do
we'll dance and sing
and swill down our rum
an orgy for all
and a war for none!!
Ahoy ye Maties, this land lubber is ready to party. Swill the rum I will on a Carribean Isle with La Belle Rouge and her girls. Forget the fighting, get to the loving. lol. Liz
Very fine indeed, I was away all weekend and I am trying to bring myself up to speed on all of this adventure. I will join you on Belle Island!
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Ma petit soeur, the Island as been given to the creatures of the Ark and let no man spoil Paradise again!
With all my "brotherly" love
Ed the Elder (georg?)
Lacy Annie is on board with you Capt. La Belle The R_Ed. Aye sailing with you is grand. And I'll be happy to come back and dress the Eds in my Vicky's Secret stash.
Lacy Annie of the crew of Capt. La Belle The R_Ed on the grand ship Lady Marmalade
St. Croix might be nice
but it's not paradise
nor the vision you see
the bordello you wish there
never shall be
The Brit's and the Spaniards
will battle with thee
They'll strip all your sails
and burn all you oars
and yer wenches and Walt
will be servants
and (do chores? ;)
So come to yer senses
oh queen of the wenches
there's room on the isle
fer a fine one as you
an' yer big toothy smile
Some feminine ploy me knows this be
And I'll still sail along with thee
St Croix is a grand place for a bordello to stand
but if there be's no war, no scurvies to purge
I want's me a promotion..... to conceierge...
Oh Capt Fee,
So faithful ye be
come sail with along
to St. Croix
there be many a me girls
want to make ye their toy
and run their little hands
up your short plaid kilt
sail with us Cpt. Fee
and never again to wilt!!!
Arr this poor old brigands heart does weep, me schooner hard to port, ye did not invite Old Captain Fee the grand master of the sea, so I'll tack me ship and shade me eyes towards the setting sun, head me back to Nova Scotia and maybe get me some...
Boom! Pain! Blackness!
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;)Capt Feathersword
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Love Tinka
newfie Hugs, Rose
But I sure hope Rufuz doesn't document this in The Ancient Book of Ed - I don't want me great grandkids readin about this!!!!
PS HAVE FUN!!!
With all my "brotherly" love
Ed the Elder (georg?)
Lacy Annie of the crew of Capt. La Belle The R_Ed on the grand ship Lady Marmalade
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's tellin' 'em. :) Well done, well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
'Cause what you got is a whole lot better!!!!
permission to board, cap'n la belle; will swab decks, but i won't cook! ;-)
carolyn
I'm shore behind..
Have a blast..
Captian Sisco Dance..
Hugs
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
but it's not paradise
nor the vision you see
the bordello you wish there
never shall be
The Brit's and the Spaniards
will battle with thee
They'll strip all your sails
and burn all you oars
and yer wenches and Walt
will be servants
and (do chores? ;)
So come to yer senses
oh queen of the wenches
there's room on the isle
fer a fine one as you
an' yer big toothy smile
Viking Ed
And I'll still sail along with thee
St Croix is a grand place for a bordello to stand
but if there be's no war, no scurvies to purge
I want's me a promotion..... to conceierge...
Sir Salt Walt
While going to St. Croix
would be a great delight
I gots' me fight with me brothers Ed
You knows me wants them dead
Stay a little longer
Let's fight the good fight
and whip them Eds with all our might
Edwina, The Eldest
So faithful ye be
come sail with along
to St. Croix
there be many a me girls
want to make ye their toy
and run their little hands
up your short plaid kilt
sail with us Cpt. Fee
and never again to wilt!!!
Captain Fee