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La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

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For Dummies
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FOR DUMMIES
By La Belle Rouge

Better think twice or thrice,
before you fall again
she's been making moves on men,
since way, way back when
she's a hot little number in fantasy land
but she's addicted to sex
takes on almost any ole man

she's looking like a centerfold
in that picture on the net
and she's promising you some lovin
you aint had and won't forget
but she's really got a big wart
on the end of her long crooked nose
and flaming athlete's foot
in the cracks between her toes

she knows how to make a man's
coursing blood boil hot
but if you aren't careful Mister
she'll demand more than you got
forget your girlfriend or your little wife
she'll wrestle you into position
then she'll suck out your very life

tell her that you couldn't
insist on the many reasons
why you just mustn't and shouldn't
voice all your many objections Sir
she'll just ride right over them all
chase you like a rabbit down a hole
with an ole 'hound dog' in heat call

she seems to have confused
true love with animal lust
give in to her sensual stalking....
guess she thinks you must
she'll use you up, eat you alive
find another when you close your eyes

'Love Addiction For Dummies'
you need to read the book
and don't put the damn thing down
until you can calmly look
temptation in the eye and walk away
from a silly sex bomb without delay


7/2/2008 La Belle Rouge

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 Reviews of "For Dummies"
Reviewed by Ed J.
Reviewed on July 8, 2008
Did I meet this woman? Goodness, so vivid. entertaining write, loved it.

Ed

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on July 7, 2008
lol. I think I will avoid this little dozy. excellent Liz

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 7, 2008
Better use that book to swat that fly and then take the Nikes and run baby run...

Georg

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 3, 2008
You sure set that straight and why do so many think the grass is always greener then what they already have. Can't they see it's artificial. What they have is the real thing and they if they go on the hunt they deserve to get stuck with what they catch. thank you for a fantastic write LaBelle.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 3, 2008
Very well said Belle. And I say Amen my friend.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 3, 2008
Yes many a man has fallen for the Siren's Song.
Casting aside the things that mean most for a moment's
pleasure, only to be cast aside as well.

Walt

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
This is wicked, Belle, and really funny..."...a wart on the nose and flaming athlete's foot..." Ouch!
A great piece and I love it.
John

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Love the graphic, she's cute! Interesting tale of love and lust and provocatively worth its weight........

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
MEEEOW! Ya shonuff got er said and done! There be a lot of them thar MANEATERS on the net and closer to home too. WAY TO GO SISSY! LOVE! SC

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Great advice and great story you painted here, enjoyed

Reviewed by Dark Knight (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
hahahahha loved this and sadly so true at times

Reviewed by Shedding Light
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Your poetry have become the main event of my day.
Belle, you are very consistent with writing good
quality poetry, and this is another piece to your
collection.

Harold M. Nash

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Sound advice poetically expressed; thank you, Belle. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Delightful! LOL

Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Ha ha, La Belle, some will never learn, despite the book! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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