My Redneck Alter Ego Salley Sue Will Be Attending Freaky Fee's Halloween Ball!!

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YEEEEE HAW BRANG ON THE WOLFMEN
By Salley Sue


I heered all about Freaky Fee’s ball
and decited I'll come to see all a ya’ll
Have me some a that nocked on yo azz punch
taste a few and them finger foods fer lunch

Now a fine woman like me kan’t be too careful
about what costoomb she chewzes to ware
so I went to the costoomb store uptown
to see what kinda sceery stuff they had in thare

They purdy much left me to help myself
so I pulled down this number from offen the shelf
It were green and red and scandalous short
I tried the thang on and them sales ladys
strated to point, guffaw and snort

Well I thought I looked downright elegent
So I paid fer tha thang and off I went
I kant wait to arrive at the party that night
lookin all sexy and jest hot damn rite

Nobody elze will have a costoomb like mine
I’ll be dressed like an elf at Chrizmastime
In nigh on six months I aint shaved my legs
Ever time I walk past tha kennel
that redbone hound sits up and begs
Cause they’s plum covered in red hair
I’ll shore be the finest woman thair

I wanna have me a dance with ole Freaky Fee
I been a havin daydreamzs bout him and me
And Ole Edvard the vampire, I’m sweet on him
We’ll spend three hours like last year
a getin it on in hiz double coffin again

He aint took no bath in three hunerd years
he done that jes fer me, it brung me to tears
And tho I washed my bootay last Christzmastime
I bet his’n don’t stank no more than mine

So get ready Freaky Fee cause here I come
Wanna dance with all them wolfmen afore I’m done
Make all a them wimin green with jailosee
cause aint none of them gonna look good az me


YEEEEE HAW Brang on the punch and the wolfmen


10/10/2008 Salley Sue

Music "Ghostbusters"