At Salon Souci
By La Belle Rouge

down at the Salon Souci today
it was fuel for the gossip mill
the way he ran around on her
and was running around on her still

she published it all in her memoirs
and she held nothing back at all
caught him with that bitch, Fi Fi
in a torrid tryst down hall

she claims he was always a cheater
with an eye for a perky top knot
he was always sniffing pom poms
and girls with curls liked him a lot

why, they claim he sired a litter
with that pekapoo across the tracks
nobody knows WHO her daddy is
and she has no pedigree, it’s a fact

but guess who gets the last laugh
as she giggles all the way to the bank
his jilted wife has hit the jackpot
with her lothario hubby dog to thank

his wounded wife is making millions
on her juicy tell all dirty expose
enough for a classy clip and pedicure
at elegant Salon Souci today!!




5/7/2009 La Belle Rouge
Music "Keep It To Yourself"