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Diddly Squat
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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A challenge


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Said my work was getting piddly,
And I wasn't no more writing diddly.
Don't know where that idea she got,
Maybe cause all day I sit and fiddly.
Laughing to myself and dancing giddly,
A wink I gave while playing tiddly,
"You know my poetry is not middly."

She said my Muse must've been done got shot,
"Well Daum girlie you know what I've got."
While munching on a ripe kumquat.
"I knows a bit lazy I done got,
But you know as a writer, I'm really hot."

"So you think you're really hot?
The great Walt Whitman you still are not.
Harrump Mr. Egotistical Rookie Writer,
You must be smoking some good pot.
'Cause you still don't know a Diddly Squat!"

(c)2009 Walt Hardester




                           

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 Reviews of "Diddly Squat"
Reviewed on November 12, 2009
Ah Salty Walt, we all aint worth diddly squat at times. Enjoyed the poem. Love that old Southern phrase.

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on November 12, 2009
This is a great poem.Very amusing,take care

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on November 11, 2009
The title is just knock-out and the poem even exceeds my high expectations of just what was in store! This is my kinda humour and my kinda lingo, Walt! I may never know who coined this exceedingly luscious descriptive phrase but I shall always remember who brought it to life - and then some! There must have been a high concentration of squalling doodles circulating the Walt vault to have been able to come up with this much excellent Diddly Squat... Squat rot this most definitely is not! Love it! :)) xx

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 11, 2009
this is the Walt I know and admire -- a challenge answered with the proper gutsy response a man should offer up -- you always have a knack for providing your readers with a message and a good laugh at the same time -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
cute and clever writing!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
You got a smile on my face Walt, great hearing from you.

newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
A faintly chubby daddy of daftly gullibility!

Georg

PS. like the squirrel said...go nuts!


Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
Love the title and enjoyed your wit ~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
I confess! It was I who challenged you and ya know what? You rose to the occassion beautifully like a Samuel Clemson s0rta guy.

I recall challenging you to come to AD and to post a bit. I believed in you then and I believe in you now,

Ya done good Georgia boy and I sure know how to pick'em.

I'm smile'n like a Cheshire cat and trying to think of something else I can feed ya.

GOOD JOB!

Bless ya heart!
Susan

Reviewed on November 10, 2009
Cute write, Walt; well done! Enjoyed this one; and that ain't no diddly-squat! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
And how do you feel about talking to yourself?

Fun to read,
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 10, 2009
An eye catching title
to a most enjoyable write
peace be with you Walt

William

PS "Diddly Squat" ain't heard nor said that
since I was station in Norfolk Va.

Reviewed on November 10, 2009
LOL! Challenge met and exceeded, far beyond her expectations, I bet! Enjoyed this one, Walt. Thank you for the giggles!

((((HUGS)))) and love, Karla.


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