Barking Spiders in Church (Children) (poem) by CJ Heck on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on October 22, 2006

cute. Sometimes short poems are powerful. Nice imagery.

Reviewed on October 22, 2006

Always a delight to read your children's poetry...jumpstarts a good day!

Micke
(who, btw, has been out of contact for nearly 2 weeks due to PC failures. Thanks to my young neighbor - home from college this weekend - I'm back and will be catching up with reading/commenting)

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on October 21, 2006

This is too darned funny! My dad used to do stuff like that in church and point the fingers at ME! Michelle

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 14, 2006

ROTF, LM*O C.J., you are too much! Very cute write; very well done! Thanks for my grins today! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Whahahahaha...I turned around to blame it on you but was sitting in the back seat .....lol!!

You are a joy to read...thanks for the giggle!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Oh, my goodness!!!!!!!!! LOL Bet the sermon you got afterwards......LOL This, CJ, is a hoot! Love your (wicked) sense of humor in engaging verse!

Reminds me of my Dad, he was good at pointing 'em anywhere but himself...he'd go "brrrrrrrrrrrp" and then blame one of us, including poor ol' Friday (the cat). He would never do anything like THAT!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. LOLOLOLOL!!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Naughty CJ. Lovely poem though. Victor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

We din't read this as we are afraid of spiders...yuch...;) Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Good one...I am going to have to purchase this book for my students, you know how six year old children are, they would really love this. You can read a story if the word gas or underwear is mentioned they roll with laughter...yeah, I've made my mind up got to have this book. My husband would get a laugh from this poem, he did to me what the kid did to his dad once, only we were at a carpet store....talk about embarrasing. This is a keeper CJ...
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

This was a rib tickler. Enjoyed

Reviewed by Frank Stein (Reader)

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Hey CJ ! It's great to see you here. Hope all is well with you and yours ! :-) Oops... I think there's a spider in the house...

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

LOLOL
I never heard of these! Maybe they don't exisit in my state, after all we eat so healthy! lol
not!!!!

how adorable
love it

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

now this is HILARIOUS!!! (:

Susan

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Cj, Cj, Cj...this one cracked me up! You're quite something, you know! Is Barking Spiders available in Canada? Hope you don't mind my being one of your many fans...:)

God Bless
Love, Lena

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Too funny, I can see how you can create a whole new book around this happy if often gross theme.

LOL
Fee

Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

A touch of the Robert Burns, CJ, On Seeing a Louse on a Lady's Bonnet in church: 'Hey whaur ye gaun, ya crawlin' beastie?'
But I maybe be barking up the wrong tree! :-)) k

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

CJ You are a treasure;-) Will enjoy the book;-)!Eileen

Reviewed by Brett Moore

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

That's hilarious, CJ, whether you're a kid or not.

Reviewed by Rusty Daily

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Aw, fibbing in church CJ? Yea, I know, the devil made you do it.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

Yah ...... LOL!

Atta girl! Dad's were always stinkier anyway. Well ... maybe the dog was, but he was at home snoring.

Phew, something died in the pew!

You Rock CJ ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on October 12, 2006

CJ

What a whopper !
And poor Dad is the Fall Guy..;-)
Trust a girl..LOL

Hugs

Peter