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Barking Spiders at My Party (Children)
by CJ Heck → (All Poetry by CJ Heck)
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Barking Spiders at My Party

Hush now, barking spiders,
please don’t make a sound.
I’m at my birthday party.
I don’t need you guys around.

All my friends are here.
It’s important that you know
you didn’t get invited
so I wish that you’d just go.

I’m wearing all my birthday stuff,
shirt, pants and my new sandals.
If you won’t go, then please hush up
when I blow out my candles.


 


 



 


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 Reviews of "Barking Spiders at My Party (Children)"
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
That would clear a room, guaranteed.......LOL, CJ, this is a hoot!

(((HUGS))) an dlove, Karla.

Reviewed on October 24, 2006
This is delightful, CJ; thanks for the smiles today! Very cute write; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Okay, okay, CJ, so what happened? Did they go away or...oh no, don't say they ... nah, they didn't ... when the poor boy tried to blow out the flames? Oh my!
CJ, you such a hoot! Thank you for the chuckle...

God Bless
LOL
Lena

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
With a mouth full off jello and peanut butter 1, 2, 3....

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Barking Spiders - Love it, and this poem!

Reviewed on October 24, 2006
How I miss being a child again at a birthday party, if only for the string on the 'pass the parcel' package. Pure Janet and John style, CJ.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
He blew, so did the fireworks. Aren't children rascals? Victor

Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Just reading the title of the rascal Barking Spiders sets me to giggling! Always a delight to read your new take on them; makes a person glad they haven't grown up :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
This is really cute CJ! I can always see your spiders right there wnd these particular ones look impish! Smiles!
Great addition!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Sweet! You have the ability to enter the hearts of children and write the awe we adults miss somewhere along the way. Excellent joy with the graphic intensifying the moment.
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
I just love the feelings your work stirs up! I always leave your den sith a smile! Thank you CJ!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Ah, the joys of the wee ones. keeps you sane. Kids are often told to grow up, but when we see some of the adults walking around, adult deceit and all, I wonder why. Let's have a party! :-) k

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Too cute as the barking spiders try but are hopefully unsucessful to upstaging the birthday girl.

Fee

Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Laughed at this one.

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Cj another very adorable childrens poem cute.... I bet children love these so much....

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
lol...fun write...I don't know how close those spiders should get to the candles though :)

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Thank U for this!Very delightful!
Peace&Grace,
Sharon

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Oh gosh ...

I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!

CJ ... what would you call spiders that are silent and stinky? Deadly Poofers?

Delightful ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
What a delightful turn of verse, CJ. Brilliant!

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Oh! CJ, you stinker...er..I didn't mean that you...would BS us...but it seems you did again...and I'm sure we're all happy about that...I think...Well, anyway, not to stick my metrical foot in it...the poem that is...this is wonderful and full of kid as always.
loveya
Rusty

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Whahahahaha....some different kinda kick-up...lol!!

Love Tinka


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