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The Oatmeal Armpit Band (Children)
by CJ Heck → (All Poetry by CJ Heck)
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The Oatmeal Armpit Band

Would you like to make some music?
We'll play whatever we can.
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

I drum spoons on an oatmeal box.
My brother strums rubber bands.
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

Daddy burps his armpits.
(If you watch, you’ll understand) .
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

Sissy plays a xylophone.
You can play, I know you can!
Anything's okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

Mommy clangs some pot lids.
Would you like to clap your hands?
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

Some kids snap their fingers.
Or here, come bang some pans!
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

Maybe you could make loud pig sounds, 
play a kazoo, now that's a plan!
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band.

It doesn’t matter what we use.
We play whatever we can!
Anything’s okay if you wanna play
in the Oatmeal Armpit Band!


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Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Although I only know you here at Authorsden, I know I will be able to say "I knew her when." You are gifted!!!

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
CJ, I adore this! What a fabulous gift you posses! Are those your own beautiful grandchildren?

I used to turn the oatmeal box into a drum,too! And tie bright ribbon through it, so my grandson could sling it over his shoulder and play it! His hat was an upside-down cool whip container, with feathers taped onto it! His brother played "the comb" with wax paper, and
wore a cowboy hat - he was the parade marshall! And they marched through the house making a joyful noise! Oh the fun and laughter...

Thank you for the memory! You always make me want to dig out my photo albums!

Love&Warm hugs, Rhonda

Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Reminds me very much of the make do skiffle bands we made up when we were kids. They were just as you describe in this jaunty piece but less the, er 'burping' sound with the armpit. Funny thing about that point, when I was 10 years old and very much into lavatorial humour as boys inparticular were wont to be, I thought I could impress a girl I fancied with my armpit prowess. Needless to say, she missed the golden opportunity.

Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Dear CJ, this is a total delight! It would be an honour (and FUN, FUN, FUN!!!) to join this highly talented band. Maybe I could do a good job playing a jam jar xylophone! :0)
Thank you for this marvelous invitation, I can't think of a better way to enter a new day!
Love,
Alexandra*

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Oh this is soooo cool...would be a real nice goofy song!!

Just need the right melody...kinda funcky sound to go with it!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
I can imagine the cacophony, but it breaks the monotony..


Fun fun fun, I'll play on the cookie tin...

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
I'll join. Where are my cymbals? CJ you've been missed. Victor

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
delightful poem ... you have a gift for seeing the world through a child's eyes and expressing it in a jolly, playful and entertaining poetic fanfare ...

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Always a treat to read your adorable poems, CJ. Your imagination is endless. That is good. :)

God Bless
Love, Lena

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Adorable! Welcome back my friend...you were missed! Michelle

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Very believable child's perspective in your poems, CJ. I guess you never lost touch with your inner child. Welcome back, by the way.

Brett

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
So adorable and very well written!
Do they need a Conga player? Smiles to you CJ!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
You are so in touch with family CJ. A delight to read! Good your back!;-)ET

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Cj you have such a gift with this childrens poetry.. Beautiful work you do..

Light & peace,
Joselyn

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
i agree with rusty, the title drew me in and i wasn't disappointed

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Earlier, Bill wrote a ditty about the importance of a poem's title. Well, how can you not read about 'the oatmeal armpit band', how? Well, other than the fact that the poet's name is CJ Heck, the master of children's poems.
loveya
Rusty

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
I picture the Saturday Evening Post and the Oatmeal Armpit Band, painted by Norman Rockwell as the cover. I love this all over!!
Susan


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