She sits there in a dressing gown
a rolling pin's by her side ,
" You're not getting away that easy,
there's no place you can hide "
She hit's me with her rolling pin ,
then she throws me to the floor ,
as she puts the boot in she says ,
"I don't need you any more"
She stands there in an apron
with the hot curlers in her hair ,
" Clean up this mess"
she says ,
"I'm going to find something to wear!"
Tonight will be a stormy night
and the wife's off to a show ,
It's raining cats and dogs outside .
Into town she has to go .
With her bicycle clips on it's legs up ,
she gets on her bike .
It's a hard life without a wife ,
I do whatever I like .