This is my story that I wish to share,

of a scary. horrific, terrifying affair.

It happened last Tuesday, I'm sure of the day,

I will tell you how I know in this rhyming way.

Everyday my Mom puts my clothes on my bed,

marked with the day -- to keep it straight in my head.

Tuesday's clothes are for Tuesday and only that day,

not Sunday's clothes  on Friday,  you can't do it that way.

So I will always remember and keep track of the day,

without even a calendar, my own special way.

It's not scientific nor involves too much thought,

it's the best way to remember, the best way to be taught.

My system is foolproof, no other way can compare,

'cause "Tuesday" was written on my UNDERWEAR!!!