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Men!
by Linda M Hill → (All Poetry by Linda M Hill)
  
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My attempt at humor, my friends. This is STRICTLY fictional..I'm just trying
to make you smile this morning. :)

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Funny, how I always seem to
Believe what men say
He tells me that he loves me
Then he's seen with Alice Kay
He tells me all the nice things
A woman loves to hear
All the time he's scheming while
He's drinking down his beer


I hang on his every word
His wish is my command
Then when I leave the room
He's flirtin with Lucy Frann
I thought I could trust him
My heart should have known
Everytime I fall in love it just
get's stepped on


Someone said they saw you out
Running around
Escorting Mary Lynn
Showing her the town
Told me you had a headache
Couldn't see me
Baby, kick up your heels tonite
Cause you are FREE!


You can have Betty Sue, Katy Ann,
Who ever you please
I won't just sit at home
While you're kissin' Sara Louise
Your wild oats you are sowin'
You're sowin them everywhere.
I'm not sitting home tonite
And pretend that I care


I thought I could trust him
I didn't have a clue
It's my turn to paint the town
To h*** with you


© Linda Hill 2002
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 Reviews of "Men!"
Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2004
So, you hate women's name that end in "Y" ?

:-) This is what I see (-:

º¿º Dave

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on July 28, 2003
Superbly done, thanks for the smiles, and men think women cant understand them xxx take care...Mark xx

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
lol, Great write Linda!

Jack

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Hee, hee, thanks for the laugh. Wrong man maybe?

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
You ROCK Grrl!!! Great write...thanks for the smiles...needed them.
Hugs
Jenni

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
7-24-03

it allStarts With One Word_ The Source <,i.e.

TEMPTATION!

TRASK

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
YEEEEE-HA!!! Right on. You go girl. Men are pigs. Oops, heeey...wait just a second...

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
:-0 LOL! Revenge of the women is here. Look
out guys! LOL! Bravo Linda!

Reviewed by ***** ********* (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
hey-hey-HEY!!! Watch that 'tude! Nice ironic write, Linda!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
You made me grin.. Very well done!!

Reviewed by Sandi Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Very cute, thanks for the smile!
"All the time he's scheming while
He's drinking down his beer" I think this is my favorite line.

Sandi




Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Fed up, are you? Three billion boys out there, Linda. Good write. Enjoyed it.

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
I enjoyed this Linda. Very well done
~Chrissie

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Great poem, Guess who's dancing tonight? :-)

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Excellant Humor Linda...you have definitely made me laugh in a most troubling time and I shall remember this piece all throughout my day to keep my smile strong!!!!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Lee Garrett
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Perhaps the true moral of the story is not to seek virtuous men--in bars. (We hang out in laudermats, pretending to be helpless.) Seriously, good poem.

Reviewed on July 24, 2003
I loved this Linda, Excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Women! Take that.

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
LOL.. They are like that; but they can even get worse and become faithful to you accusing you of betraying them!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Ha, love this, great humor.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Linda,

{{smiling}}}
You did it.
Love it!!
PJ

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Now Linda It was just that one time I promise and anyway she was made of vinyl and left me for a pool liner


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