Limericks #64 (poem) by Regis Auffray on AuthorsDen

Limericks #64
by Regis Auffray → (All Poetry by Regis Auffray)
Thursday, July 15, 2021 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A Magical Fan and other Stories A Lady Named Ann There once was a Lady named Ann, Who had a magical fan; When she turned it on, All her woes were gone, And she had her pick of a man. A Fellow Named T-Bone There once was a fellow named T-Bone, Who sat on his daughter’s ice cream cone; While he was all wet, She grew quite upset, So much so that she started to moan. A Herder of Swine There once was a herder of swine, Who had a bit too much wine; As he herded about, He was heard to shout, “This wine and these swine are all mine.” A Fellow Named Drury There once was a fellow named Drury, Who was brought before judge and jury; As they judged his misdeed, Which was serious indeed, Their verdict threw him into a fury. A Lady Named Alana A lady I know named Alana, Slipped on the peel of a banana; Now wherever we go, Due to her bruised ego, She wants to hide in Punta Cana. A Gal Named Rosie I once met a gal named Rosie, Who proved to be amazingly nosy; She snooped everywhere, As she searched through my lair, She even looked under my tea cosy. A Farm in the Dell There once was a farm in the dell, But there was no farmer and no belle; But I found a fine lass, Chickens, pigs, and an ass, Now the farm and we are all doing well. A Lad Named Freddy There once was a lad named Freddy, Who met a lady named Hedy; He wanted to bed her, Desired no other, But she was already wed to Teddy. A Lass from the Hills There once was a lass from the hills, Who came into town for some thrills; She went into an alley, Met a seller named Sally, That sold her some magical pills. A Pastor Named DeVito A pastor from a nearby borough, Rode into town on a burro; He came incognito, Called himself, DeVito, And proceeded to bed Lady Truro. © Regis Auffray
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Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on July 20, 2021

Oh, my. That was fun.

Reviewed by Lalita Vasu

Reviewed on July 19, 2021

Good ones Regis.!!

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on July 17, 2021

HI REGIS....I JUST SIGNED ON AND I DECIDED LET ME GO AND READ REGIS' LIMERICKS. AND, AS ANTICIPATED...THEY WERE ENJOYED AND BROUGHT A GIGGLE. THANK YOU, MY FRIEND! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I cannot pick the best, for all that you put forth are in my thought, the VERY BEST, well done Sir Master Poet...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 16, 2021

I'm so glad that you put a little titillation into these fun limericks. You have a real knack for creating them. You may have gone a bit far with T-Bone's daughter. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Pierre Ortega

Reviewed on July 15, 2021

Interesting stories here, well done, Enjoyed Pierre

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Well done, and brought a smile to my face.
Fee

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

I love your naughtier limericks. Poor Freddy!

Rebecca

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

A group of Limericks poems that are fun to read. Thank you, Regis!

Sandie

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Oh Regis thank you for regaling us with your amusing and
witty stories�.i
They definitely put a smile on my face!
If I had to pick one that made me giggle the most it would be
A gal named Rosie�really tickled me�

Thanks for sharing�

Diana�🌞