A Fellow Named Moe and other Tales

A Fellow Named Moe

There once was a fellow named Moe,

This Moe refused his lawn to mow;

It grew tall and weedy,

Made his place look seedy,

As such Moe was considered a schmo.

A Cucumber to Remember

I once ate a bizarre cucumber,

And fell into a profound slumber;

When I stirred from my sleep,

I saw Little Bo-Peep,

Writing down that cucumber’s number.

A Fellow Named Porky

There once was a fellow named Porky,

This Porky was indeed most dorky;

He thought it was cool,

Way cool to skip school,

He is now in exile in Gorky.

A Local Rapper

There once was a local rapper,

Who slipped on a candy wrapper;

He flipped in the air,

Lost most of his hair,

And landed head first in the crapper.

A Lady Named Flo

There once was a lady named Flo,

Who just went along with the flow;

She was always well-dressed,

She was never stressed,

Her blue eyes were always aglow.

A Walk in the Rain

I went for a walk in the rain,

As I went, I sang a refrain;

This attracted a girl,

By the name of Pearl,

Together we got on the Peace Train.

Sleeping Beauty

When I came upon Sleeping Beauty,

I knew I must do my duty;

I blew her a kiss,

And I did not miss,

She’s awake and she’s quite the cutie.

A Girl Named Nauri

A sweet girl I know named Nauri,

Keeps telling me that she is sorry;

But it’s her internet,

And I am in her debt,

So, I tell her she need not worry.

A Fellow Named Lidster

There once was a fellow named Lidster,

Who preferred to be called “mister;”

When his wife was not there,

He did not seem to care,

Mister Lidster kissed her sister.

Chickadee

There is a little "Chickadee,"

Who met up with her granddaddy;

She made him so happy,

That he's her grandpappy,

In his heart, she's a sweet melody.

© Regis Auffray