Some Canadians greeted the War President with all five fingers.  What a proud moment it must have been for the conservative, value-oriented Americans who voted for him when the Wiley Warmonger announced this to the world.  His snorting chuckle iced the cake, proving yet again Whaddaguy they have representing them.

I’m impressed with the five-finger wavers for working their way through the protestors so he could see them wave.  Or, is Canada more like America than I thought?  Did five-finger wavers sign pledges to gain access to the White House Wiseacre?

As usual, I’m left with many unanswered questions.  Where is the action alert I expected from AFA this morning?  Why haven’t they drafted a letter demanding an apology from the War President for his subliminal reference to the crude middle finger sign?  Where is the public outrage at the media for airing the tasteless message, and the outcry for assistance from Michael Powell?  Are no conservative, family-value-oriented groups concerned about their children hearing this finger reference?

What do ‘we the people’ do about the Wart on our image?  What about those of us who do not condone or support the witless warbling of the War President, and the duplicity of his supporters? 

Maybe we need an Ambassador of Goodwill.  I suggest we groom a spokesperson, who understands the need for diplomacy, to follow the War President and cleanup behind him.  It could be a matter of national safety.  Eventually, no matter how witless, the world is bound to tire of insinuations that they are a bunch of one-finger wavers who deserve no respect.