Two Can Toucan Too I too can be a toucan And if I can you can A toucan who can do I can too and so can you I just need a costume They must make them I assume For being a rhino A hippo or a dino Or for being a big Standing-upright downright pig For swinging suddenly In a cow-suit udderly I can too and so can you A toucan who can do Two can toucan too between To see and to be seen Two toucans not too many Hardly seeing any Being seen to make a scene For Hallowe'en I mean I too can be a toucan And if I can you can Steven Curtis Lance