Jiminy Cricket lost his ball in a thicket
when he was doing so well
He was no lamer
than a Pokemon trainer
who’s turtle was beat by a snail
When it was raining cats and dogs
Jill went to get her pail
But the poodles had all turned to ice
and the rain had turned into hail
They took shelter with a baby-sitter
serving cough syrup and sweets
Then wondered why’s the running done by noses
and all the smelling done by feets!
Why do cars drop shipments
and ships drop cars that go?
Supercalifragilisticexpeala Do!
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