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tasting wild turkey
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a bit of mahem suggested by a review of my poem "American Eagle"
LCBO = Liquor Control Board of Ontario --
originally concieved to control access to alcohol in ontario the LCBO has evolved to ensure the maximum flow of booze to Ontarians




Wild TURKEY
tasting notes
Golden colour; aromatic vanilla and
corn mash with smoky nots;
medium-body;
corn mash and a touch of
cedar & nut on the finish...
L.C.B.O. product profile


let’s see

pour some in a glass
put the cap on the bottle

colour golden
a hint of vanilla on the nose

taste vanilla, and corn mash
where’s the smokey nots?

Finish yes as noted...

Smoky nots where’s the smokey nots?

Open bottle,
pour some in a glass
how much?
Two fingers
put cap on bottle
“skoal”

nope no smoky nots
try again

open bottle
pour some in a glass
four fingers

“Skoal”

no shmoky nots–
try again

open bottle
fill glass

“Bottom’s up!”

Shhtill no shmokey shots, shmots

oh, the hell with it . . .

“Bottoms shup!”....

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 Reviews of "tasting wild turkey"
Reviewed on April 12, 2003
*LOLOLOLOLOL* skoal! :) hysterical write...i've been there...boy, have i ever. *cringes* my last drunk was in 83...booooy, was i sick...couldn't remember gettin' home, i drove home *shudders* but don't remember how...by the Grace of God, i made it without killin' somebody, dingin' the car, or gettin' stopped...that was all the incentive i needed to quit right then and there (plus the VERY severe throwups and hangin' around hangover). good write! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Aamie Burnley
Reviewed on April 10, 2003
gobble, gobble *)

Reviewed on April 7, 2003
This was pretty funny! I enjoyed it so much!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on April 7, 2003
I enjoyed this one John! Creative! Got a great laugh, took it in the spirit you intended!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 7, 2003
Funny. That's why I don't drink...[grin] Well done.

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on April 7, 2003
Me too! I love it.
Chrissie

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on April 7, 2003
(Smiling) Totally enjoyed this John!

Hugs,
Maria


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