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Penus
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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A forgotten mythological story, in all its glory.


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Of all the mythological stories,
some never got all their glories.
Penus was a god very well known,
infact he could rise to be
as hard as a bone.
Then magically he could go limp,
and retreat like a childish imp.


Penus could rise to the occassion,
with the proper persuasion.
Everyone knew Penus,
especially the lovely goddess Venus.
Penus,
was always looking for Venus.


All down through the ages,
Penus was forgotten on
the historical pages.
Out from the cosmos,
Penus is yelling,
because everyone changed
his name spelling.
Penus can't stand this,
the phony name penis.


Then again he could be confused,
especially after being
beat and abused.
The other male gods of love,
forced Penus hard on the shove.
But penus took the abuse,
he was familiar with
his job use.


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 Reviews of "Penus"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
Hilarious. R

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Hah1! Phalus erectus, what a prospectus... :)

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
He is a devoted god to all.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
This is too funny!(still laughing) What's next? KEEP EM COMING BIG GUY, LOVE HOLLY

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One, you not only tickled my funny bone, I think you cracked it with this clever write.

Light and Wisdom ...

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Leave it to you G to (come up) with this one!;-) You'll get a rise out of everyone with this! A genuine gem !

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Quite THEE hi-stor-icle piece eva!!

Thanks for the brillient insight.....outasight....IuPoen!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Ah, ya gotta love those forgotten mythological stories! Good one! Here's one I just read in "People of the Silence," a fictional mythos about the Southwest Indians. Coyote, always the trickster, went out one day and hid in the grass, with his penis all coiled up in a basket on his back. Coyote waited until a young Indian lady came walking by, and he sent his penis wriggling through the grass toward her. She, thinking it was a snake, picked up a rock and half beat that penis to death! ROFLMSAO!!! No wonder Coyote has such an attitude!

Ted

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
All I can say is oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sweet sweet man LOL...HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Well all I can say is Bravo,Penisimo,Well done my friend,
Michael

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Well, I never..."Penus?" I thought that was a rank in the German Gestapo? After spending some research on this, I found,"Penus De Milo"
but that god was a Hermaphrodite, best known power was Its ability to perform sex changes in three seconds or less...sometimes, in about half that time...one and a half seconds or less, one can notice a "Penussy", but, just "Penus?" ... yeah...I guess your right, they've taken him off the internet too...damn those gods!
And HE did! LOL!
Your too much!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
what a hilarious write-love it!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
One Poet,

This is quite the story. (lol) I hope there's more.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
ROFL...


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