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Zeus Reduces Penus
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Zeus the ruler of the gods, got kind of jealous that Penus, the god of the hard shove, was giving him competition with the love and beauty goddesses. Zeus used Penus quite often himself but every now and then took a break from the hard shove. Penus wouldn't break, he went on 24-7 and it wasn't no mistake. So Zeus went into action...


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Penus was throwing his weight
around too much,
Zeus felt that he was kind of
losing touch.
He was busting up all of
the love and beauty goddess,
and he would not confess.


Zeus had to protect his ruler honor,
so he caught Penus in a corner.
He hit Penus with a
huge lightening bolt,
It really gave Penus a
surprising jolt,
but he didn't have enough power
to successfully revolt.


When all the smoke had cleared,
Penus had been considerably sheared.
Aphrodite and Venus were really mad,
they just loved all Penus had.
With Penus considerably reduced,
the goddesses ventured out
somewhere better to be seduced.


Zeus was waiting!


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 Reviews of "Zeus Reduces Penus"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
Terrifically entertaining. R

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
darn funny!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
You are just too much Grady...I am laughing so good my sides are cramping...you are NUTZ!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
And it's a good thing too, because penus was getting a little bit too swollen with pride. A ner do well that needed to be put in his place.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
LOL...Oh my you are something ,sweet sweet man....Hugsssssssss

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
So that is what happened to my Penus...;) ed

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
There's 'layers' to this one.

Chrissy

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
ROFL


Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Holy attachments! Simply hilarious...ya don't mess with Zeus!


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