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Hera Zaps Octapussy
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Zeus' wife Hera finds out about their affair and zaps Octapussy. She makes it a habit of zapping any beautiful goddess or female that Zeus takes up with. Again this mythology doesn't make much sense, Hera is both Zeus' sister and wife. On to the zap.........


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Octapussy was relaxing drinking
her usuaul tonic of nightcap,
when all of a sudden Hera hit her
with a powerful bolt of  zap.
Octapussy not being as powerful
tried to run from Hera,
but there was no getting away from
the goddess superior.


When all the smoke had cleared,
Octapussy was on the ground smeared.
It would take her months to discover,
a zap from Hera was difficult to recover.
Hera flew on away,
Octapussy just limply lay.
It would be quite a long time
before she could again play.


While leaving Hera spotted Cupid,
then also zapped him stupid.
Cupid fell to the ground hard,
his special arrow sack burst apart.
Away flew his bow,
love in the human realm
would now progress to slow
and everywhere else
Cupids influence flow.


Penus had revived and saw what happen,
he immedialely started clapping.
He grabbed all of Cupids tools,
too use in his own love making drools.
Penus had the bow and the arrow sack,
now all he had to do was plan his attack.
It will be awhile before Cupid recovers,
this means bad news for all true lovers.


Penus definitely can't be trusted
with Cupids love arrows,
so beware my lovely little sparrows.


The trouble has just started!

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 Reviews of "Hera Zaps Octapussy"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 24, 2007
Absolutely a "riot," i.e., very funny. R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
Hahahaha...you are quite the story teller Grady!!

Hi-five for this one!!

Love Tinka


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