Cupid wanted to try and bring more love into the universe, and get rid of the evil curse. He figured he would start with Zeus, to try and end the unnecessary abuse.

Cupid got tired of all the human abuse,
and decided to put his arrows to good use,
So he prepared a special one for Zeus.
He dosed up the tip,
then aimed it right for Zeus' hip.
He wanted to give Zeus
a good shot in the azz,
so some of his hate for humans would pass.
Zeus hardly had a heart,
Cupid knew it right from the start.

El slamo went the arrow,
hit Zeus right where it was narrow.
Zeus' eyes hardly blink,
then all of a sudden he started too think.
A smile came on his face,
as though he'd been hit in a ticklish place.

Zeus started laughing out loud,
but Cupid wasn't sure about feeling proud.
In a few hours he would know if
the arrow did its job.
Or whether the lesser gods
and humans would still have too sob.
Cupid hated crying and saddness,
also all of Zeus foolish maddness.

He was the god of love,
he hated to see hate shove,
and was a fan of the peace dove.

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