Get your seat belt on

Because lifes going to take you on

A hell of a ride

And at times it will even challenge your personal pride

Then try to make you hide

Be afraid and stay inside

I'm ready to die for what I believe in

I believe in the win

The grin

Being positive

And not negative

We all have our ways

Some of them pays

Some of them don't

However you won't

Make it through this hell 

With a weak negative tail

I'm catching hell right now

But I've got a firm grip on the plow

The horse of life is trying to run away with me

Drag me

Scare the hell out of me

Push me into the dumps

Dragging me over the big humps

Get your compactor

Cause I'm a tougher than tough reactor

Dam horse better turn into a tractor

Cause I'm  hard to pull

Stubborn as a mull

And now that I've feed you all this bull

Pumped myself up and all

I got to go face my wife

Tell her I bought a motorcycle

She's tougher than life

And twice as cunning

So soon I'll be running

Wish me luck

And everyone please scream out loud

"Don't forget to duckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"

Oh, sh-tttttttttttt

I feel a weak link forming in my armor

I told you life was rough

Even when you're tough

Picked up a little razor to shave

forgot to rinse it off

Now my head, face and eyes are swollen bigger than a ballon

Hey, maybe my wife will feel sorry for me

Oh, hell

I'd rather fall off my motorcycle than to face her

Anyone got a cure

For sure

All this tough talk

Won't do you a dam good when you can't walk

Well, guess it's time to face my dear love

First I'm going to hand her my boxing glove

She'll ask

What the hell is this for

I'll say

So my dam head won't be so sore

Anyway, time to see how tough I am

Cause I really feel somethings going to go BAmmmmmmmmm!