I'm so angry I could spit,
and whoever don't like it,
can say something to help me out,
or click out on another route.

For weeks now my wife has been on me about my eating habits.
So about three days ago I stopped eating all the neighborhood rabbits.
Finally the weekend arrives,
and she figures we're going to go on one of our little chow hound drives.
On the way back home she screamed, "aren't we going to eat."
I told her "noooo I've changed my eating habits,
I'm no longer eating all the neighborhood rabbits."

She got real angry when I told her I was going home and eat some oatmeal.
She screamed, "oatmeal, what's the dam deal?"
You know we always eat out on the weekends.
I told her that from now on it depends,
She screamed, "depends on what?"
I told her, "it depends on our big ass butts."

She fussed until we pulled in the yard,
then got out and jumped in her car to depart.

I said see ya,
wouldn't want to be ya
greedy!

She screamed, "I'm going back out to get me some good food."

I went on in the house in an angry mood.

(I tell you what's wrong here and why I'm angry. My wife has been harassing me about eating to much. So now that I'm in touch, and have rid myself of the eating crutch, she has me confussed abit. I quit and get cursed out like sh-t. So I get an attitude and loose my latitude, then get rude. Now we're both in a bad mood.)

Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at my wife. For three days I haven't ate sh-t, but a little bit.

I'm pissed off,
Because I wanted to go with her and eat my a-s off.

However I have strong will power.
My wifes complaining finally hit home,
and nothings going to turn my eating habit withdrawal sour.

(as far as the rabbits go this was a joke that I teased her mother of doing because she loves rabbits. I don't eat rabbits at all. I'm not into wild game.)

However the domestic critters
are my stomachs babysitters!

Blink,

and your chicken maybe gone!

G