Normally on the weekend,
it's the Golden Coral to eat to no end.
Whole plate of little piggy links,
big stacks of pancakes and syrup,
egg omelettes loaded,
we eat so much my wife almost exploaded.

As we were leaving she disappeared from view,
I didn't know what to do,
All of a sudden she came from the truck back,
looking like she had been under attack.
Eyes bulging, watery and red,
I thought someone had hit her in the head.

I asked, "what happened to you?"

She screamed, "I had to spit up some of that dam food!"
then for the rest of the trip home she was in a bad mood.

When we got in the yard,
her clothes almost came apart.
She couldn't tighten or fasten her pants,
then took off like her pants had ants.

As I entered the house I didn't know it,

That she had her head in the dam toilet!

So you see,
It's not all me,
thats greedy.

Anyway todays breakfast meal,
was oatmeal.
And my wifes plate I wasn't checking,
until I saw the five strips of bacon.

She had bacon and oatmeal,
I only had oatmeal.
What a breakfast thrill, 
only oatmeal!

I was shammed,
so now I feel like getting crammed.

Blink,
and I might be full.
I might eat a whole dam bull!
Hey Andy,
have you barbecued that cow yet?
I'm about to jump on the jet!

Gone!

G