I知 in a hotel
With nothing to do
Trying to write poems
That have nothing to do with you
I see your name on ICQ
You池e there I know and away too
I値l sit here for a while and wait
If you want to chat don稚 hesitate
Just say Hi, hello, how are you
When you do I値l try not to be blue
I had a little fun today at the mall
I walked around with my head up straight and tall
It痴 Christmas Eve and all the shoppers are in a trance
Not me I知 waiting for the sun to go down for a vodka dance
Vodka and soda, or maybe 7-up,
I just wish they didn稚 make me hiccup
Then off to dinner with the in-laws
Strange, somehow they never see my flaws
I think I値l have a salad and a steak
And drink until my head starts to ache
I値l tell a few jokes, everyone will laugh
Hopefully my jokes and vodka won稚 clash
We値l say our good byes, good nights and good cheer
As we stumble out the door without any fear
I値l probably call a taxi so as not to take chances
After all those vodka dances