OUR AERIALIST EXPOSED
Sue had a unique trapeze act,
but wore no clothes, this girl was bare.
Now Sue, was perfectly stacked,
so crowds would always clap and stare
and evert show was always packed.
They closed our run in Tulsa's square
people complained, said clothes she lacked,
and tried to drive us out of there.
Since only I had enough tact,
I sold Sue of what she should wear
so hallowed men, she'd still attract,
so Sue wore holy underwear.