Kids, Read with Mum – Quite Scary

From the Diaries of Mr. Piddles

“In a quiet hollow where water does fall

In a cavern that’s like a very large hall

The sun never shines not even for me or for you

But in this cavern lives a thing – called the Glacoo.”

                                 AD Author Andy James Turner

There are hundreds of myths and legends

About a mysterious place called Stonehenge

And through my very stealthy research

I have finally uncovered the truth my friends

Some say it was built by the Danes or the Romans

Some say the Saxons Greeks or Atlanteans

Some say the Phoenicians or the Celts

Some even believe it was ancient Aliens

The most popular belief is it was built by Druids

For their ancient sacrificial ceremonial brews

But in reality I have to tell you my friends

It was built by this ancient evil Glacoo

He is a creature of many many faces

He is an immortal living among men

He calls himself one thing for years

Then he quickly changes back again

He is like a very large chameleon

He skillfully changes personalities

While he roams the English countryside

Splatting every creatures he sees with glee

For awhile he called himself A. J. Turnaround

He was the Founder and President of SPLAT

Then when he was being pursued by BUG

He changed his name to Dr. Never - just like that

This Glacoo now rallies his evil forces

In his deep dark cavern under Stonehenge

And his evil minions head off into the night

Splatting tiny creatures – again and again

Be very wary when you roam old England

Keep your crucifix and Holy Water handy

You never know who might be following you

And be especially leery of a chap named Little Andy