Hole In The Head

Today was my culprit, oh how today played me the fool.

I went to work sick, because I thought that was what I should do.

I hacked and sneezed, coughed and wheezed,

Had to do what I had to do…because I have all these financial needs.

Time moved slowly across my plane at an almost backwards pace,

And just when I thought I had the day made,

Something happened to cause me much pain.

For as I write these not so eloquent lines,

My ears still ring like the abbey chimes.

As I knocked a hole in my head today I did,

Bout the size of a dime…

I spun around turning, my eyes hellishly burning

My face and my hair turned red with blood…from the gapping hole in my head.

Ah thought I…just what I need

Another hole in the head in which to sneeze.

J. Allen Wilson © 2005

{Aye, but I am happy to say, and according to the companies accident report

There was no damage to company property in any way}